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Guud murneeng buys und gurls! Thees veek I hefe-a a fery speceeel soorpreese-a fur yuoo!

I knoo hoo yuoo buys und gurls freek oooot oofer feenels. Sume-a ooff yuoo freek oooot su bed yuoo dun't efen iet! Vheech is a beeg nu nu in my buuk. Su thees veek I veell meke-a yuoo vhetefer yuoo leeke-a! Oorder yuoor fuud und I veell meke-a it fur yuoo.

Isn't thet a neece-a leettle-a soorpreese-a fur zee huleedeys?

Comments

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

"Hey Chef. Can I have an egg white omelette. Just plain, no fillings and preferably wouldn't make me sing ABBA."

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The Chef nods and gives a muppety wink to Marty before getting to work. a few minutes later Das Schnitzel brings Marty his food. She gives him a happy cluck.

[scissors--.livejournal.com]

Hey, can i have a muppet schnitzel some veggie soup, please?

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The Chef makes the soup and Das Schnitzel brings it out. She gives Edward a cluck before going back into the kitchen

[suzotchka.livejournal.com]

"Hey, Chef!" Ivanova is not perky. Even. Honest. "Thanks for the surprise. I'll have vodka spoo vodka a Caesar salad, please!"

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The Chef makes a Caesar salad and Das Schnitzel brings it out to Ivanova. Schnitzel also gives Ivanova a Christmas cookie, just cause she likes her so much.

[anextimeagent.livejournal.com]

Pot roast and mashed potatoes, please!

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The Chef obviously has muppety magical cooking skills because it only takes him a few minutes for him to make the meal. Das Schnitzel brings the plate to Jack.

[master-of-fear.livejournal.com]

"I'd like a tamale," Jonathan says and the mun snickers at the meta

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The Chef whips this up quickly, singing a swedish version of the Mexican Hat Dance. Das Schnitzel brings Jonathan his food and gives him a happy cluck.

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

"Ooooh!" Vala smiles. "Steak and lobster with all the sides, please!"


((ooc: No, Jack, I'm not stalking you, I swear! *facepalms*))

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The Chef seems to be extremely excited over Vala's order. Instead of having his chicken sidekick bringing in the food he hands Vala her order himself.

"Yuoo hefe-a un ixcellent teste-a in fuud! Yuoo cume-a und feesit me-a unyteeme-a! Bork Bork Bork!" he says

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

Vala beams as she accepts her very expensive impressively well-received meal order. "Why thank you, you cutie!"

She blows him a kiss as she leaves>