Journalism Class - Thursday December 8

[jerusalem-s.livejournal.com]

Spider is in the classroom, although all that can be seen of him is a somewhat bedraggled Santa hat, with a sprig of mistletoe affixed to it. From the shape of the hat it is obvious that there is an icepack within.

On the screen behind his desk, thankfully muted, there is the following message.

Write me 100 words on Anarchy and why it's an excellent theory but suffers in practice.

Quietly.

Also? Extra-credit for anyone who can turn in 100 words on where I was last night after my fourth drink and why there's glitter in my under drawers and a freshly dead fish in my jacket pocket. Thank you.



((OOC: Feel free to amuse yourself with where he was last night. He really has no idea and is, in any case, not inclined to take any answers all that seriously.))

Comments

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Anarchy sounds good because, at first glance, it’s the freedom to run wild and do whatever you’d like to do. Nakedness, drunkenness, and anything else would be permitted. It’s the ability to do just about anything you’d like to do. The inherent problem in this is that it also allows for anything to be done to you. Someone wanted to set me on fire? Well, they could do it because I’d have no one to call for help, no one to trust with sending my attacker to justice. It’s running wild without any kind of regulation to protect people’s lives.

For extra credit:

Obviously, you were at a Golden Girls convention that very out of control. You know how those things can be. Have one drink and then the glitter comes out and the male strippers come out and everyone’s acting like Blanche with Rose’s non intelligence. Golden Girls fans are known as a very tipsy lot, liable to hitch up their knickers and go dancing in the streets. And, since you don’t remember anything, you were not the Dorothy of the group, being all stern and motherly. No one likes Dorothy. I’m glad you had fun, sir. The Golden Girls rule forever!