Janet laughed. "I could recommend some good laundry products," she said, not batting an eye. "Some of the Colorado Springs Refugees High School group need to go Christmas shopping. We're thinking Michigan Avenue in Chicago. Also, Liz has been staring at the Art Institute's webpage for the past week now. We were thinking it would be easiest for us to arrange a cultural field trip and--" Janet shrugged and did her absolute best to look innocent. "--we need a faculty sponsor. I figured since you have so many significant others people to buy gifts for, you'd be the most easily talked into it best choice."