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Hello, students, fellow teachers, and other assorted peoples around! I am The Tick, and I will be teaching a Criminal Justice class. Crime is the oyster at the Restaurant of Life. It looks interesting, maybe even yummy, but it's been sitting out for days and if you eat it, you'll get a bad feeling in your Stomach of Truth! I am the Maître d' and you, the students, are the customers. You can look at Crime and take the chance of ordering it, or you can say "Nay!" and call the Health Department!
I am looking at a schedule of Tuesday and Thursday from 8-10 AM, for Justice must be an Early Riser! After all, the Early Bird arrests the Worm and sentences him to five years. Students should be prepared for random labs, though, for Justice must be Vigilant! If you would like to take this class and it interferes with your schedule, let me know.
Grading will be based on short discussions of Justice and the tiny little puzzle pieces that make up Justice Pie, performance in labs, and possible extra credit in arts and crafts. Try your best, and I'm sure you'll all get a grade of "KEEN!"
If you would like to sign up for Criminal Justice, then by jove, let me know!
I am looking at a schedule of Tuesday and Thursday from 8-10 AM, for Justice must be an Early Riser! After all, the Early Bird arrests the Worm and sentences him to five years. Students should be prepared for random labs, though, for Justice must be Vigilant! If you would like to take this class and it interferes with your schedule, let me know.
Grading will be based on short discussions of Justice and the tiny little puzzle pieces that make up Justice Pie, performance in labs, and possible extra credit in arts and crafts. Try your best, and I'm sure you'll all get a grade of "KEEN!"
If you would like to sign up for Criminal Justice, then by jove, let me know!