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Students will see a strange thing when they walk into the cafeteria. Well, something stranger than usual. They will see Das Schnitzel dressed up in a toga posed in what looks like a noble fashion. And they will also see the Chef sitting at an easel, painting Das Schnitzel. Upon closer inspection you will see that he isn't painting with paint, he's painting with condiments.

Guud murneeng stoodents! Duesn't Des Schneetzel luuk pretty in her tuga? I thuooght su. Iff yuoo vuoold leeke-a me-a tu peeent a purtreeet ooff yuoo, joost esk und I veell.

Tudey fur loonch ve-a hefe-a:

-Begel Beetes

-Peezza

-Tecu Seled

-Breekffest Boorreetus

Hefe-a a guud dey! Bork Bork Bork!