Note for new students:

[humanenigma.livejournal.com]

Remember, all computers must be approved by me before being hooked up to the network here.

Do not try to do that without said approval. I will know and you will suffer.

I have some computers and the cameras. No more laptops, but plenty of desktops.

Ask and fill out those *points to a pile* forms, and you might get one.

Computer Science must also have my approval. Tech Systems is the default class for new students. Another packet is to be filled out for that.

Syllabus here, and Schedule here.

Comments

[swerval_zero]

*reports with laptop case, blue fur still clinging to it* I didn't actually have...custody of my computer the first time you were approvin' 'em. Would it be okay if you looked it over now?

[humanenigma.livejournal.com]

Hm.

Blue...fur? Is this yours?

Hmm. Will look over. Come back in an hour. *takes the case, handles gingerly.*

[addams-daughter.livejournal.com]

I should like to have access to the campus network, although I am living in the town. *produces a sleek, black laptop* Might I ask you to check my computer for me?

[humanenigma.livejournal.com]

Certainly.

Very nice. *indicates the laptop* Come back in an hour.

Will be ready then.

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

Obi-Wan finally managed to send me something that will work with this planet's electricity.

*produces shiny flat computer*

Could you approve this for me when you have the chance, sir?

[humanenigma.livejournal.com]

Certainly.

*takes it, places it on a pile of other ones waiting.*

Come back in an hour.

[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

*opens up the laptop case and hands over laptop, palm pilot and tablet PC*

*realises that the laptop still has the Atlantis logo with Pegasus on it and winces*

[humanenigma.livejournal.com]

Hm. Atlantis.

Come back in an hour.

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

*hands over portable readout*

It should work with the school systems. Mostly, I just need to be able to print.

Don't need Tech Systems since I already rebuilt a motherboard and two brainboards for a navi'puter in the last year.

[humanenigma.livejournal.com]

*looks at it a bit, but takes it*

Don't care if it works or not, am checking for other reasons.

Don't care. Either you complete the packet, or you're in it.

[sunny-skyes.livejournal.com]

Uhh, well I brought my own computer from home. *hands over a bright blue I-book with fish stickers all over it.* Is it cool to use?

[humanenigma.livejournal.com]

*looks it over.* Cute.

Come back in an hour.

[conathon.livejournal.com]

Sawyer had filled out all the forms and planted them squarely on the teachers desk. Taking out a brand new Laptop packed with three expensive harddrives, "Ready, sir." he said cheesily.

[humanenigma.livejournal.com]

[OOC: Are you trying to get a laptop, or does that belong to you? As we're all outta laptops.]

[cool-bobby.livejournal.com]

Bobby comes in, carrying his ice blue iBook. He hands the laptop over and exchanges it for the paperwork. He finds a seat and fills out the forms as he waits for the inspection to finish.

[humanenigma.livejournal.com]

[ooc note: forms are for getting a computer/camera.]

Thank you for the laptop. Come back in an hour.

[krycek-rat.livejournal.com]

Sir, I need to be connected to the school network, but I have a desktop. I'm in dorm room 230.

[humanenigma.livejournal.com]

Will check out, after all the laptops are approved. Be in your dorm at 8PM. Will be then or later.

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Laptop and tablet.

Laptop is an upgraded Dell with a wiped and reformatted memory and sticky patches where USAF labels were pulled off.

[humanenigma.livejournal.com]

*takes them, notices the stickyspots. Hmmm.*

Will get back in an hour.

[deirdreofamber.livejournal.com]

"I am not actually taking computer courses this semester, but I live off campus and would like to be able to use my own computer on campus... um... I have a network at home that this is part of..." *hands over sleek, lightweight laptop. A logo on the cover shimmers, maybe it is a spider web, maybe the Milky Way, maybe Ouroboros, it seems to change frequently* "thank you sir, it will come back to, um, what I mean is I will come get it in an hour or so, if that would be ok." *leans over and hisses at the laptop 'behave or I will send you back.'*



(ooc: "Merlin of Amber created Ghostwheel. Merlin was the main character in the last 5 of Zelazny's Chronicles of Amber series. Merlin was a Prince of both Chaos and Amber and had walked both patterns. He studied computer science on the shadow of Amber which is our reality of present day, USA. The Ghost Wheel was a pretty cool computer situated in a place that only a prince of Amber could reach, so as to take advantage of certain physical laws, conditions, and gradients to build a very special kind of computer. Ghost Wheel was the ultimate server able to search through all the realities of Amber for any location and link it to any other. Ghostwheel was the ultimate trump." Totally horked from this site: http://personal.palouse.net/billshan/ghost.htm )

[humanenigma.livejournal.com]

[OOC: in other words, the computer is the shiz. :D]

Hm. Interesting. Talking to it?

Come back in an hour; will be fine.

[princenolonger.livejournal.com]

*dumps the first harddrive and wires onto Question's desk. Bruce looks a little beaten - there's cuts on his lip and kunckles and a weird gree goo is dripping from his hair onto his shoulder. His shades are cracked.*

"Here's desktop #1, sir." He says heavily, before dropping a half-burnt copy of the inventory book on the desk as well. "Where the fuck did you send me?"

[humanenigma.livejournal.com]

*if you could see his face, he would have an eyebrow raised.*

Thank you.

I think you took a wrong turn in there. Next time, take a left at the tower of skulls. Leads to the Macs.

*picks up the book, looks through it.* Very nice job. Now, go to the infirmary then go get your room. Next time, will give help when you take on the next Closet.

...What have we learned today?

[dorky-broots.livejournal.com]

*grudgingly hands his lap top over*

Just, don't hurt it okay? And I can get him back soon, right?

[humanenigma.livejournal.com]

Of course not. A damaged computer is a useless one.

You will have him back when you come back. In an hour. Just like everyone else.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Teach, I'd like to requistion a computer. At least until I can scam the denairs up afford my own.

*hands up filled in form*

[humanenigma.livejournal.com]

Hm. *takes the form, looks over.*

Be in your room past 8PM. Will be delivered. Mac, Windows, or other?

[manofthemullet.livejournal.com]

*Pulls in something that looks like an old typewriter connected to an old black and white TV with a bunch of old tubes, wires and duct tape*

Yeah... uh... can I use this? I built it myself. Uses Linux. Don't worry about the gum. That's just there as an adhesive for the cpu fan.

[humanenigma.livejournal.com]

*is intensly interested.*

Very ingenious. Must approve of use of the gum.

Will get it back in an hour.

[OOC: you know, if it weren't for the don't say people aren't real rule, Q would be like zomg can I get your autograph!!1!?!1?!. Yes.]

[alchemy-4-arson.livejournal.com]

Roy takes a form, fills it out with a pencil, leaving a few spaces blank where he doesn't understand the question.

"Excuse me, sir," he says, holding out the mostly-completed form, "I'd like to acquire one of these computer devices. My lab partner seems to think that illegible handwriting won't go over in class well, and that notes and assignments might be better kept on a computer. He has one, but I don't. May I have one of these? Also, I'll need a set of instructions on how to set up and operate it."

[humanenigma.livejournal.com]

Hmm.

*He takes the form*

I can get one delivered, and help will come with it.

Be in your dorm past 8PM.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*filling out forms*

Mr.Q? Are you really taking Broots on as a TA?

*is visibly irked by this*

Also, I have a laptop and an IBM in my room. I only want to hook the IBM up to the system, the laptop is a standalone. Anything else I need for that?

Oh, and do we have Wi-Fi?

[humanenigma.livejournal.com]

Eh?

Yes.

Can handle that. Be in your dorm past 8PM.

Yes. I would never be able to deal with all the wires.

[connie-the-kid.livejournal.com]

Yeah, here. *Hands over a Toshiba Notebook covered in stickers* Uh, when do I get this back?

[humanenigma.livejournal.com]

Hm.

An hour.

*puts it with the rest of them.*

[timothy-drake.livejournal.com]

*Tim follows Conner into the room and takes off his messenger bag. Inside is a sleek, black, nondescript laptop, which he hands to the blank-faced man.*

So, can I sign up for some computer classes with you?

[humanenigma.livejournal.com]

*takes the laptop, places it on a, now-high stack.*

Come back in an hour, and just show up for a class.

...

Take a packet. Complete it. This will get you into Computer Science. *hands one over.*

[soniabelmont.livejournal.com]

*Sonia fills out the paperwork as best as she can*

Sir? I vould greatly appreciate vun of the desktop computers, if there are any still available. I think I need to fill out papervurk for vun of the technology systems courses, as vell.

Is it expected for us to have some sort of knowledge in zis area? I'm afraid my computer knowledge and skills are basic, at best. This technology is still rather new to me.

[humanenigma.livejournal.com]

Yes? Of course. I have your dorm number, and one will be delivered. Be in your dorm past 8PM, and you won't miss it.

There is no paperwork to get in the basic course, which is what you need. Just show up for one of the classes.

And since you're in Tech Systems (don't forget to check the schedule), no. I'm there to teach you that.