Xander ponders why THIS doesn't count as homework, but doesn't look a gift weekend in the mouth.
When I joined this class, I hoped to learn how not to flunk out of it so I wouldn't get booted out of Fandom High and have to go home where there's a reasonable chance of getting eaten by the giant snake that I hear is still slithering around the outskirts of town looking for really stupid locals to eat. (This being Sunnydale, California, I don't think I need to explain why he hasn't starved to death yet.) I've learned that the way to accomplish this is to actually show up for class, stay awake while the teacher talks and... bear with me here, because I know it's shocking... do the homework. Take a moment, if you need to; I know I did. Who KNEW?
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When I joined this class, I hoped to learn how not to flunk out of it so I wouldn't get booted out of Fandom High and have to go home where there's a reasonable chance of getting eaten by the giant snake that I hear is still slithering around the outskirts of town looking for really stupid locals to eat. (This being Sunnydale, California, I don't think I need to explain why he hasn't starved to death yet.) I've learned that the way to accomplish this is to actually show up for class, stay awake while the teacher talks and... bear with me here, because I know it's shocking... do the homework. Take a moment, if you need to; I know I did. Who KNEW?