Shop Class, November 22

[manofthemullet.livejournal.com]

As you walk into the Danger Room Shop, the first thing you notice is that the air is filled with the delicious smell of roasted turkey.

You then notice that Mac is cooking the turkey by hooking it up to a generator and letting the electric current do the roasting/shocking.

Also? The danger shop looks like a car repair shop.

Mac looks up from basting the turkey and points over to a very large refrigerator.

"In the refrigerator you'll find approximately 12 thawed turkeys. Your assignment today is to find a way to cook a turkey using the tools you would find here."

"I know you kids didn't sign up for Home Ec. But that's today's assignment. Now if you excuse me, I have yams roasting in a solar collector I built out back."

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Comments

Re: Assignment

[manofthemullet.livejournal.com]

"um... Death? We can't eat anything boiled in motor oil."

[OOC: iz ded. Just take my soul now would you?]

Re: Assignment

[death-n-binky.livejournal.com]

*DEATH looks at his frying turkey, exuding a faint sense of annoyed dread*

Re: Assignment

[death-n-binky.livejournal.com]

*DEATH finally seems to find what he is looking for: a large drum barrel about with a mouth slightly smaller than is rib-cage.

After lighting a fire in the drum, using whatever flammable bits he can find about, DEATH strips off his robe.

Laying acrosst he drum, he props his feet on a nearby workbench and places the turkey on his chest, becoming something of a makeshift grill.*

Re: Assignment

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

[ooc: *is dead*]

Re: Assignment

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

[OOC: BWAH. OMG. So. Very. Ded.]

Re: Assignment

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

((OOC but so IC: John, who in no way can see DEATH, suggests that if DEATH were to put said turkey inside his ribcage and then start rolling over, it may cook more evenly))