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History Classes (11-21-05)

On the chalkboard, there's a hastily scrawled name "Mr. Dewey Finn." In front of the chalkboard is a disheveled man who looks like he probably had a few too many the night before.

"Hey, kids. I'm Mr. Finn. You can call me Mr. S -- don't ask why. Um, I'm supposed to be teaching you about, like, the past and stuff. Mr. Simian left some notes, but you know... boooooring."

Introduction to World History to 1600 (Terran)

"Your discussion question for today is, um..." Mr. S flips through a textbook idly. "AH! Bread and circuses. What do they refer to and why do they actually kind of suck? And, uh, can you think of any modern equi- equi- same stuff?"

East Asian History

"What would have been like to be a samurai? Wouldn't that have been awesome? To like, run around with a sword, splitting people in half for a futile society?"