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Das Schnitzel comes in the cafeteria by herself again this morning, as the Chef was still back at the Muppet house trying to sort out whatever problem Gonzo called about. She looks terrifyingly cheerful this morning. She's like one step away from being fake cheerful. She turns on her translator.

"Good morning students! I hope you are all doing well. I and my chickens have made a very good lunch for you today. Enjoy!"

Today's Menu:

-Roast Beef

-Mashed Potatoes

-Stuffing

-Coconut Cream Pie

"Feel free to come to me if you have any questions, comments or concerns. I will be happy to help."

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[suzotchka.livejournal.com]

Ivanova looks slightly down as to the further lack of the Chef, whom she had been getting quite fond of. "'Afternoon, Das Schnitzel! Just some stuffing and the pie."