Enrollment Again

[equalsmcsquared.livejournal.com]

*After inwardly debating with herself, she sighs and posts a notice.*

Enrollment in Biology, Geology, and Physics is open once again. If you were not able to get into one of the classes previously, or if you wish to take one now, please comment below and you will be added.

You are responsible for all required materials and the introductory lectures you have missed. Consult with your classmates and share notes if needed.

Each lab requires you have a partner, unless you are auditing. This is not optional.

Edit: Biology is closed! Sheesh..I'm going to have to do three separate field trips to the body farm at this rate.

Edit 2: Registration is closed! I'm going to find a bar and drink myself into a coma.

Edit 3: I don't care if you're late or not! CLOSED! *now off getting drunk*

-Ms. Sidle

[OOC: Links to her course rosters, schedules, syllabi, and required materials are on her userinfo page.]



Biology
hellmouthy
notsouledyet
12parseckessel
manofthemullet
lovelylana
connie_the_kid
gumgum_rocket
maias_notebook
cycloninmyhead
fates_jaye
addams_daughter
psycho_barbie
chosenslayer_
iwasawesome
cyloninyourhead
emo_knight
master_of_fear
tru_relivesdays
sogothcally
notcalledlizzie
sunny_skyes

Physics
barefoot_tahiri
emo_knight
dorky_boots
nightsmoonchild
cycloninmyhead
darkchylde_
whitedeathpod
manofthemullet
12parseckessel
river_dancing
trionexile
_farmboy_
chief_tyrol
carter_i_am

Geology
12parseckessel
alchemy_4_arson
conathon
river_dancing
_farmboy_
aroseintime

Comments

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Thanks, teach. Just tell me it's not coming from the fetal pigs. A guy's got to have standards.

[equalsmcsquared.livejournal.com]

One never knows as far as the cafeteria is concerned.

And I'm requesting you not exsanguinate anyone without his/her consent. And that consent cannot be given under the influence of coercion. Otherwise I don't think principalconnor would object to someone staking you.

*a pleasant smile*

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Teach, I'm hurt. I'm not planning on killing anybody.

Killing 'em is the least fun part.

[equalsmcsquared.livejournal.com]

I suppose torture provides for greater satisfaction. Refrain from doing so on school grounds. Beyond that, I have no legal obligation to protect any of these little brats. *still smiling pleasantly*

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Does it really count as torture when it's so much fun?

[equalsmcsquared.livejournal.com]

It's not fun for the victim. *eyes darken* And I've seen the aftermath too many times.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Now, see, teach, that is an unfair bias on your part. You should see my victims. I can make 'em smile.

[equalsmcsquared.livejournal.com]

*Before he is finished speaking, a metal stake is pressed against his heart*

*And she still smiles pleasantly* I'd rather not have to do my nightjob here. No torture, no victims. Might be a strange concept, but pretend you are humann while you are enrolled here.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

*Looks down at the metal stake. Looks back up at her.*

*Leans back in his chair, perversely not moving away from the stake, but rather putting himself up on offer.*

Gosh, teach, if I'd known you wanted to flirt I'd have approached the conversation differently.

[equalsmcsquared.livejournal.com]

Sorry to disappoint you, Angelus. I prefer men. *cold smile*

See you in class.

*backs away and watches him leave*

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

And here you were so good with the phallic objects I thought you preferred to be the -

*Immediately flashes the innocent look again.*

What? I was just going. Apparently I need a dorm room.