Sunday enrollment -- one day only ...

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

Principal Connor storms into her office wearing a pair of sunglasses and a pissed-off expression. Anyone with two brain cells to rub together would correctly guess that she was hungover, and a third brain cell would help them realize that perhaps they shouldn't mention it in conversation.

Leaving her office door wide open, she sits down at her desk and props her feet up on it, holding a handgun and aiming it towards the door.

"All right, you little punks, listen up. This is where you ask to be enrolled at the school. You WILL sign up in the comments of this post. You WILL sign up in character and with your RP journal. You WILL try to display somewhat of a grasp on correct grammer and spelling unless it's in character for you not to (see: Jayne Cobb). And if you don't follow those rules, I WILL shoot you down so fast your head will spin."

She glares at the door and waits for new students to show up.

EDIT: Please check here to make sure that the character you wish to enroll hasn't already enrolled. (OOC: _notanumber, I love you. ;))

OTHER EDIT: ENROLLMENT IS NOW CLOSED. I repeat, ENROLLMENT IS NOW CLOSED. (I yell because I want to be heard, damn it care.) Everyone who has already responded to this post will be added to the rosters either tonight or tomorrow morning. Thanks for your interest, guys.

*waves gun at the kids still milling around the hallway before slamming her office door shut*

Comments

[sparkplugfelix.livejournal.com]

Well, legend has it that only Cylons have doubles.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*stares at him* What?

[sparkplugfelix.livejournal.com]

The Cylons are robots. Every centurion model looks like every other centurion model.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*blinks* Do I look like a robot to you?

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

*pinches* Well, you don't feel like one.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Ouch! *scowls and knocks Lee's hand away* Of course I don't.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Could be a ruse. He is the new guy and all.

We sure he ain't, you know...a clone?

People seem to always wanna clones the ones with good genes.

*preens*

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

I'm not a freaking clone, alright? What is this? Pick on the new kid?

[sparkplugfelix.livejournal.com]

::chuckles:: I suppose you don't.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Thank you! *grins* Can I get that in writing?

[sparkplugfelix.livejournal.com]

::removes the sign from the back of his head and pulls out a pen:: 'This man is not a Cylon'. ::offers the sign to Cameron::

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

We got a smart one here, boys.

So, Felix, if we're not Cylons but we look alike, what are we?

[sparkplugfelix.livejournal.com]

Well, I would imagine you're simply genetic anomalies. Given a large enough gene pool, the universe is bound to produce doubles. Men and women who look exactly alike, yet have no relatives in common.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Thanks, man. *smirks and seems happy with his certificate*

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

*puts 'smack me in the head' sign on Felix's back*

Cylons you say? Tell me more.

[sparkplugfelix.livejournal.com]

::blinks::

Well, the cylons were created as menials, originally, and then the colonies realized they could use them as a fighting force.

That was before the Cylon War, of course.

[swerval_zero]

If that's true, we've got a hell of a lot of Cylons around here. *mutters* Whatever the squall those are.