Speech Comm

[prof-cregg.livejournal.com]

201--Speech
All righty, let's here the lies!
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301--Test Day

I just realized I never gave you a midterm. Please answer the following question.

Define RECIPROCITY and give 3 specific examples.

[Yes, players, you actually HAVE to answer it. No sliding by today.]

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201 - Dean Bristow is an alien

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

As you all know, our esteemed Dean is a person of many unique qualities: expressionless, intelligent, intimidating, and almost bizarrely non-reactive to emotional appeals. I am here today to reveal that in fact, these qualities are highly prized on his homeworld, Stoic, where the endemic species maintains their level of phlegm by entering into symbiosis with office furniture.

Yes, office furniture. Aside from Halloween, has anyone ever seen him outside of his office? No? I thought not. He maintains his superb level of aplomb by bonding with his surroundings, much like a moss on a stone. Immovable, implacable, incalculable. I believe his Tick costume actually held a miniaturized office chair inside of it,in order for him to move outside of his usual contained environment.

It is also known that the natives of Stoic are capable of reading minds, and resent this intrusion into their own mental space. In order to make other species do penance for their discomfort, they have developed a gimlet-gaze that allows them to pare the evil-doer's unfamiliar species mind to its very core, leaving the unwary a shivering remnant of their former selves. Dean Bristow, of course, only uses his powers for good and his own amusement.

I think we all realize how fortunate we are in our choice of Dean of Students. And clearly, his alien origins have not hampered him in his ability to do his job; as a Stoic, he has no need for food, water, or sleep, and thus has turned these abilities into an asset within Fandom High. That he forgets Librarians need food and water is also explained by these biological anomalies.

As he makes his lonely way alone through our school year, take a moment to donate a lamp or end table to him, in order to show you care. Stoics need appreciation too; even if it does give them indigestion.

Thank you for your support!

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[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

[ooc: *is ded*]

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[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

[ooc: *hee!* *does CPR*]

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[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

[ooc: *lives!*]

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[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

[ooc: *loves you sooooo much*]

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[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

[ooc: *hugs back atcha*]

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[dbiers.livejournal.com]

[ooc: Fabulous!]

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[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

_{[ooc: Thanks!]}