Whilst our teacher is quite obviously crazed beyond all hope of saving, I feel the exact nature of her madness is beyond our current understanding of mental illness. Between the violent mood swings, often dazed manner and vacant stare, stream of consciousness babbling, severe daddy issues, and generally psychotic behaviour, I believe that there is a gold mine of psychiatric knowledge and new insights into the warped human psyche just waiting to be uncovered by a team of professional, clinical psychiatrists, forensic pathologists and scientific researchers.

Preferably as far away from this school and those in it as inhumanly possible, please.