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The Chef comes in without Das Schnitzel this morning. She had forgiven him for the whole Surge incident but she insisted she have some time alone today. So the Chef left her in the apartment so Camilla could visit. Lord knows what this means for the students.

Guud murneeng! I hupe-a yuoo ell vere-a neece-a fur Schneetzel zee pest foo deys. She-a lefft me-a a nute-a seyeeng sumetheeng ebuoot smertess cumments in zee sooggesshun bux boot I cun nefer reed her cheeckee scretch. Ha! Cheeckee scretch!

Zee menoo tudey is:

-Spegettee und Meetbells Soorpreese-a

-Gerleec Breed Soorpreese-a

-Seled Soorpreese-a

-Suoop Soorpreese-a

-Chuculete-a Ceke-a


Of course the real surprise was that there was no surprise in anything labeled surprise. The actual surprise was in the chocolate cake, in which the Chef accidently dropped a bag of marbles in the batter. Whoops.

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[alchemic-bean.livejournal.com]

Edward actually decided to risk the cafeteria today, since he could smell the spaghetti and noodles and meat saucespaghetti was one of his favorite foods.

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"Hellu leettle-a mun! Vhet cun I du fur yuoo tudey? Bork Bork Bork!"

[alchemic-bean.livejournal.com]

Edward twitches, trying to decide if the strange man in the hat had called him short or not. Chalking it up to the strange accent, he points at the sign. "I'd like to try the ... spaghetti and meatballs surprise...?"

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The Chef hands Edward a plate of spaghetti and meatballs.

"Here-a yuoo gu! Injuy! Bork Bork Bork!"

[suzotchka.livejournal.com]

Ïvanova bounces into the cafeteria and grins when she sees the Chef's familiar hat. "Hey, Chef, glad to see you're back! Can I get some, ah, salad? Hold the surprise. I like my food to be predictable."