http://equalsmcsquared.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] equalsmcsquared.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2005-11-10 09:02 am
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Biology

*When the students enter the classroom, they are greeted by independent workstations that are stocked with a covered silver dish, scalpal, latex gloves, and lab reports.*

Greetings, everyone. If you are wearing something you don't want stained, please put on an autopsy smock. They're in the bin next to the last workstation.

Today, you will be examining the cerebral cortex of pigs. Make note of any anomalies you apparently perceive--there are manuals included with the stations--and write a report. When you are finished, you may leave.
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[personal profile] demonbelthazor 2005-11-10 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Belthazor slices into the pig brain with far too much enthusiasm (but exceptional skill), then writes up an adequate report that has a little too much emphasis on the gorier aspects of the assignment.