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Das Schnitzel came out into the cafeteria alone again. She had crossed the border of annoyed and was heading straight into "God, Are You Really This Stupid" town with the Chef. She did stop by the study hall room last night to throw a blanket on him while he was asleep. She would have woke him up but...oh, he was so cute laying under that table having little Swedish dreams.

"Once again the suggestion box is here for any of your, you know...suggestions. Any funny business and I will track you down to smack you over the head myself."

"And as per request we now have otters blood for any of you daytime fearing folk. When I was a hit chicken for the Mafia I would have been able to get human blood...but those days are long past." she stops for a minute and looks like she's reminiscing.

"My friend Mr. Bawkbegawk has made lunch for you today so you won't have to have breakfast food two days in a row. Though I know some of you toast loving weirdos wouldn't mind that."

-Poached Salmon
-Fish Sticks
-Fish and Chips
-French Fries
-English Muffin Pizzas
-Twinkees

"If you have a problem with today's menu let me know, I'm dying for target practice."

Comments

SUGGESTION BOX

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Re: SUGGESTION BOX

[sensethevisions]

Phoebe leaves Das Schnitzel a gun and a bag of goodies.

Re: SUGGESTION BOX

[kikidelivers.livejournal.com]

On a small folded slip of paper are the words, "Schoolhouse (http://www.school-house-rock.com/) Rock. (http://www.schoolhouserock.tv/)" Kiki leaves this in the box.

Re: SUGGESTION BOX

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[OOC: The school is in Virginia -- we could always take a field trip to go see the Bill sitting there on Capitol Hill. *eg*]

Re: SUGGESTION BOX

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Kiki goes for the poached salmon and french fries, and does not comment that "fish and chips" and "fish sticks" + "french fries" are the same thing.

She also takes a Twinkie. "Thank you, Das Schnitzel," she smiles.

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When I was a hit chicken for the Mafia

Ah! So that explains your familiarity with the Uzi!