Governments

[padmeofnaboo.livejournal.com]

Padme stood at the front of the classroom and waited until everyone was seated.

“Today is going to be a little bit easier on you. No homework and an extra bit of time for your papers. All this is on the condition that our speaker today gets your full and undivided attention.’

“I’d like you to meet Chancellor Palpatine (chancellor_bob) of the Galactic Republic. He has agreed to take time out of his busy schedule to talk to you about the role of head of state and answer any questions you may have. Chancellor?”

Chancellor Palpatine offered a warm smile to her and to the class that didn’t quite reach his eyes. “It is indeed a pleasure to be here.” He gazed over the classroom, his eyes resting on Skywalker a few moments longer then on the rest. “And such attendance even in light of the troubling times you are now experiencing. Let me assure you all: this will pass and you will find yourselves a stronger and more united community than before… I have foreseen it. Myself and your esteemed professor are in the middle of our own spot of dark times in the form of a civil war. To have so many divided and locked in such senseless violence… it breaks my heart. But I digress. I am here to talk about my coverjob.’

“Now, this is actually my first time talking to students, believe it or not. So perhaps the best way to start is opening the floor to questions.”

Comments

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Oooh. I love coffee. The darker the better.

[chancellor-bob.livejournal.com]

We also now have an excellent dental plan and two weeks paid vacation. Free M&M's with each slaughtered Jedi

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

You had me. Right up til the slaughtered Jedi. Rewind and try again.

[chancellor-bob.livejournal.com]

Cookies for each Jedi with his bed short-sheeted?

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

This works. I'll even blood them. But if you want me to kill them... we need something more than candy. Girl can't be too easy.

[chancellor-bob.livejournal.com]

Johnny Depp?

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Hm. He's pretty. Promise me love, promise me power. Promise me everything I want!...