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Hellu buys und gurls! Tudey fur loonch ve-a hefe-a:

-Cheeckee in zee besket (He shoots a chicken into the new basket that Kawalsky gave him) Buu-ya!

-Cheese-a Peezza

-Ice-a Creem (chuculete-a oor funeella) Nu strevberry. I'm ellergeec.


I vunt yuoo ell tu hefe-a a seffe-a dey! Dun't du unytheeng I vuooldn't du. Bork Bork Bork!

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Ivanova strolls into the cafeteria. "Hey, Chef!" She eyes the flying chicken warily. "Just some ice cream, please. Vanilla."