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[best-bang-yet.livejournal.com]

Okay my froody proteges , let's see your stuff. Present last week's assignment here. Remember, the only limits to these costumes are the holy boundaries of NWS...a cruel mistress indeed.

Also, to answer a student's question, the showing of nipples on males is perfectly fine, provided nothing is clamped to them. There's nothing illegal there, it just freaks me out. That's not where clamps belong.

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[pure-blooddraco.livejournal.com]

Draco decided that there was only one thing you really could dress DEATH in for this assignment. He decided to make DEATH corporal and make him a live man (http://dah.typepad.com/photos/past_obsessions/male_model.jpg).

[death-n-binky.livejournal.com]

Very styl...

*DEATH paused, listening to his own, mortal voice.*

I have vocal cords. Very interesting. Sound vibrations carrying my thoughts is a unique sensation.

*DEATH pauses, look curiously at the door. Having glands and facial muscles for the moment, he smiles eerily, the look of a man who has wanted to do something for a very, very long time...

DEATH walks quickly towards the door... and walks right into it. He looks at the door curiously for a moment, and then walks into it again. After several failed attempts at walking through the door, he caresses the door handle and opens the door.*

Interesting. I do not have an outfit for you, Draco. I am boycotting this class until it is no longer a tool for fashion fascism. Have a button instead.

*DEATH hands you a button that reads, "FASHION IS FREEDOM"*

[pure-blooddraco.livejournal.com]

Draco takes the button.
"Thanks, Death. I hope you don't mind the outfit I made for you."

[best-bang-yet.livejournal.com]

Zaphod takes a deep breath, and regrets not having a fourth hand to rub all his temples.

"Right. Listen up bones. Fashion is the farthest thing from freedom. Fashion is manipulation, often painful at that. It comes naturally to yours truly, of course, but that's quite the rare case. You think people squeeze into tight pants and high heels because it's freeing? Fashion is a learned skill, an extremely useful skill that I've taken the time to teach you."

"If you want your potential defending theoretical flesh-eaters, well that's your own look out. But it's a complete waste of time. Rotting, brainless beings that aren't going to care about your efforts. You've got detention for every project you miss in my class. The day to drop has passed, so start doing your work, or fail."

((ooc: I *love* protesting death!))