"Human pa...pap-pill-o...mana-virus? Papillomavirus? It is also known as HPV," Surreal said, poking savagely at her plushie (http://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/products/hpv.html), as if it was its fault it had such a hard name. "It is a very long name, and while there are nearly 200 known types of HPV that cause no symptoms in most people, some types can cause warts, while others can lead to cancers of the reproductive organs, head, and neck."

"Apparently there is a 'vaccine' for females, which is like a preventative potion, I think, but less than half the female population takes it. Which is ridiculous."