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The Art(s) of War and Peace; Wednesday, Second Period [ 12/14 ].

When the students arrived, they would find that their instructors had once again provided moddable treats from JGoB and the Perk, all of which were piled on tables against the back wall of the classroom. And, it being the last day of class, at least one of their teachers might have a little something extra for anyone who was either clever or silly enough to ask him for it.

"Welcome back," Ghanima said brightly. "You've managed to make it all the way to the last class, and hopefully you even picked up a thing or two along the way. We've made it almost all the way through Tzu's Art of War, minus one or two pi'en due to Fandom, so today you'll get a bit of a break on the note-taking aspect of class."

"And we'll get a more...hands-on approach before delving into going over what we've learned and experienced thus far ♥," said Shunsui, with a timely waggle of his fingers from his reclined position behind the desk. It might have been then that the students would notice the faint mewling sound emerging from somewhere in that general area and Shunsui, unable to keep his giggles down, decided his was going to be rubbish at holding back the fun. "Ducklings ♥," he said, standing up, "prepare to meet your armies ♥."

From behind the desk, over the desk, from out of Shunsui's robe and somehow one of them even managed to get on top of his head, was a swarm of fluffy, adorable kittens. Some of them even had little helmets on them, and they meowed happily, excitedly, as they began prancing forward, on the large desk at the front of the room, over to the smaller desks for the students. Some of them were trotting on over to the snacks table to see what might be yummy in their tummy, and others were already starting to rumble and tumble with each other without the direction of their assumed warlords.

"Kitties ♥!" said Shunsui, clearly melting into a tall, hairy puddle of kitten-loving goo.

Kitties they had collected from shelters on the mainland, who would be going back to Dune with Ghanima to terrorize the palace staff. Desert mice always infested town and seitch alike. "Hold off on organizing your soldiers for a moment," she said, picking one up off its attempt to chew on her boots. "These are your troops. Love or war, how do you motivate them? If you don't understand the heart of something, you'll never achieve your objective."

"So now I am going to ask you to indulge my curiosity one last time. Afterwards, I'd like each of you to tell me what you learned this semester. It can be something about class, something about yourself, something about your own ethical outlook, it doesn't matter, so long as you have learned something. In return, feel free to ask us any question you like. We will do our level best to answer you honestly."

[OOC: Last verse, same as the first, but a whole lot louder and whole lot worse. Please to be waiting for the OCD be up.]
walkswithcoyote: (Default)

Re: Sign In - War & Peace [ 12/14 ].

[personal profile] walkswithcoyote 2011-12-14 02:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Mercy Thompson
wrongkindofsith: (Like some kind of note-taking ninja)

Re: Sign In - War & Peace [ 12/14 ].

[personal profile] wrongkindofsith 2011-12-14 02:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Cara
endsthegame: (problematic relationship with the world)

Re: Sign In - War & Peace [ 12/14 ].

[personal profile] endsthegame 2011-12-14 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Andrew Wiggin

Re: Sign In - War & Peace [ 12/14 ].

[identity profile] wesleynotponcy.livejournal.com 2011-12-14 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce

Re: Sign In - War & Peace [ 12/14 ].

[identity profile] ancientbschamp.livejournal.com 2011-12-14 04:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Gabrielle
trigons_child: (Studying)

Re: Sign In - War & Peace [ 12/14 ].

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Raven

Re: Sign In - War & Peace [ 12/14 ].

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Dana Scully

Re: Sign In - War & Peace [ 12/14 ].

[identity profile] inaskinnyway.livejournal.com 2011-12-14 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Susan Sto Helit

Re: Sign In - War & Peace [ 12/14 ].

[identity profile] nothornlessrose.livejournal.com 2011-12-14 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Cassidy

Re: Sign In - War & Peace [ 12/14 ].

[identity profile] squire-hand.livejournal.com 2011-12-14 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
James of Krondor
dontvotemeout: (happy: small smile)

Re: Sign In - War & Peace [ 12/14 ].

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Jason Todd
walkswithcoyote: (Sad black and white)

Re: Class Activity: Kitten War! - War & Peace [ 12/14 ].

[personal profile] walkswithcoyote 2011-12-14 02:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Much though she would have preferred it otherwise, cats in general were terrified of/hated Mercy. The whole smelling of coyote thing. She would have preferred to snuggle with them because they were incredibly cute, but any she came near ended up hiding and hissing in a corner.

So, she herded them all where she wanted them to go, then retreated to a corner so as not to keep terrorizing them or upset the other students' cats.
wrongkindofsith: (Not happy Jan)

Re: Class Activity: Kitten War! - War & Peace [ 12/14 ].

[personal profile] wrongkindofsith 2011-12-14 02:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Cara still wasn't sleeping well, so she was tired and moody and would have preferred puppies. You could train puppies. Everyone knew you couldn't train cats, even if they did hunt rats.

She carefully nudged the kitten making a valiant but doomed attack on her feet to one side, trying to direct it towards any of her classmates who looked happy about the kittens.
trigons_child: (Can haz kitty)

Re: Class Activity: Kitten War! - War & Peace [ 12/14 ].

[personal profile] trigons_child 2011-12-14 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Raven of course was all about make love, not war. So when it came to herding kittens, she merely radiated comfort and happiness at them, and soon had a small army of kittens crawling all over her, mewing for attention and cuddles. They were all so adorable! Did she have to give them back?

Re: Class Activity: Kitten War! - War & Peace [ 12/14 ].

[identity profile] inaskinnyway.livejournal.com 2011-12-14 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
It was strange, really. While the kittens Susan was dealing with were very, well, kittenish, she found that speaking to them calmly in a firm voice tended to work for her.

Then again, cats also seemed to see her for who she was. At least the one at the old man's deathbed had. That probably made them much more inclined to listen, and don't think she wasn't a bit concerned about whether or not they could still tell who she was now.

Re: Class Activity: Kitten War! - War & Peace [ 12/14 ].

[identity profile] nothornlessrose.livejournal.com 2011-12-14 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Kittens!

Cassidy was thrilled that everyone was back where they belonged -- and that she was back, too.

She wasn't doing very well with the herding of kittens to do anything as an army. That was probably because she was sitting on the floor with them and letting them crawl all over her. And even though she would have loved to keep one, they didn't belong to her.

Yes, she did keep pulling them from her bag that they kept climbing into.

Re: Class Activity: Kitten War! - War & Peace [ 12/14 ].

[identity profile] squire-hand.livejournal.com 2011-12-14 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
"You," he said, to the black and white kitten in his hands, "go distract them. You," he said, to the tiger-striped one attacking his bootlaces, "act as the lookout. And you," he said to the calico kitten currently curled up in his lap and almost asleep, "go for the target and act while attention is elsewhere."

Of course the fuzzballs paid attention to that, right?

Re: Class Discussion: What have you gained? - War & Peace [ 12/14 ].

[identity profile] squire-hand.livejournal.com 2011-12-14 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
"The recruits are too raw at this stage for proper training," he started. "With a bit more discipline, I could achieve results."

Please ignore the fuzzy thing attacking his bootlaces.

"No orders given I myself would not take."
atreideslioness: (weelion!Ghani!)

Re: Talk to the Teachers - War & Peace [ 12/14 ].

[personal profile] atreideslioness 2011-12-14 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Ghanima had one kitten napping in the sleeve of her robe, which she was careful to dislodge and set on top of one of another napping one.
walkswithcoyote: (Sad black and white)

Re: OOC - War & Peace [ 12/14 ].

[personal profile] walkswithcoyote 2011-12-14 02:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Cats hate coyotes, so Mercy will be sad.
atreideslioness: (weelion!Ghani!)

Re: OOC - War & Peace [ 12/14 ].

[personal profile] atreideslioness 2011-12-14 04:03 pm (UTC)(link)
KITTENS! \o/