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What was the school board thinking giving Jamie Madrox a teaching position?

When the students entered into the classroom they would only see one Jamie. Just one.

And the expression on his face meant that this would probably not be one of those silly insane classes he was famous for. Nope.

"Good morning class," Jamie said as the students marched into the room. "Glad to see you're all back and alive. And now? It's time for your final exam."

He handed out blue books. He handed out the test questions and placed them face down on each desk.

"You have five minutes to answer all the questions. You may begin... now."

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Seifer Almasy

Seifer just shook his head, fondly remembering all the things he had ~~handwavingly~~ made with his five pounds of bacon.

Then he wrote down, "Despair and vanilla scented lotion."

Ben Skywalker

Angelica Jones

Angelica stared at the test paper for a long time before finally writing down It tastes like yellow.

Ben stared at the test for a very long time before writing "despair and the abuse of authority."

Ben was such a happy little soul.

K-Mart

It depends on the doorknob. I once licked one that tasted like banana for some strange reason.

Hey, it'd been back home and she and the other kids had been really really bored. You kinda had to make your own entertainment in their situation.

"He's an old fogey, too, so his head explodes really well." Heads got better at exploding with age. They were like a fine wine. "Kind of like the teacher you had us sing at, only older. And with really fluffy eyebrows."

Squall Leonhart

A doorknob

If Squall tried, he could probably come up with an answer that was more descriptive. If he tried hard enough, he might be able to come up with something nonsensical that Professor Madrox might appreciate. He didn't care enough to do either of those, though, so he didn't.

...Yep. This was definitely something Squall could believe that Professor Madrox liked.

Well, at least watching it was something to do.

Richie Ryan

Dana Scully

Scully gave the chemical composition of a brass doorknob. Then added, subjectively speaking.

Annie Edison

Pennies.

What, it had.

Annie did a lot of staring. And possibly some wondering about whether or not there had been drugs in the water supply back when this was made.

"Does he wear a flowy robe and cape?" Jamie asked. "Because if so, I'll be happy to meet him and mess with his head."

"Alas, I can barely convince him to wear a nice jacket. He's got some interesting hats to wear when he's fixing the fish, though."

At least this question was only bizarre, unlike the awful Ethics questions had been.

Probably like a trip to the clinic.

Shane Gooseman

Goose stared at the question, thought it over for several seconds before writing a one sentence response it tastes like a doorknob should/i>.

James of Krondor

James stared at the exam, blinking slowly. He carefully wrote "3" and wondered how he would explain failing this class in his next letter.

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