Tuesday: How to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse

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Today when the students entered the Dangershop they'd see that it had been transformed into a laudromaut.

Of course it wasn't just any laundromaut. It was one full of zombies that were currently frozen in place.

"Hey everyone," Columbus said in greeting. "Today we're going to talk about laundry. Now in a zombie apocalypse, it's pretty doubtful you're going to find a working laudromat. Also, you're probably better off at times finding your own clothes. But when there's no Kohl's around for miles and you just survived a Zombie attach? It's always a good idea to..."

Yep. That was Columbus hitting the remote to signal giant block letters to appear.

PACK YOUR STAIN STICK

"Yep!" Columbus said holding up said stain removal device. "Sure, you could use Oxi-Clean. However the stain stick is good because it's compact and less messy than carrying powder around. And if you can't find a laundromat? Well then go through the camping section and see if you can find a camp washing machine which uses a crank instead of power."

"For today however we're going to just stick with a standard laundromat and these handy tips:

For Blood and other bodily fluids:

• Try doaking in cold water for one hour then rub with soap before washing


• Or soak in 3 tsp ammonia mixed with 1 quart in water. Wash in cold water


• Cover with meat tenderizer paste made from cool water. Spread the paste over the stain and let it set for 1/2 hour before washing. Again in cold water"

"Oh. And you're going to do your laundry while being chased by zombies. Good luck!"

[And a big thanks to willbethenight for the laundry idea]

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