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What was the school board thinking giving Jamie Madrox a teaching position?
Today the class was held in the Dangershop where instead of desks there was a long table where everyone could sit.
There was also a cartoon beagle walking around and serving everyone popcorn, toast, pretzels, jelly beans and ice cream with whipped cream and maraschino cherries.
"Hello my dear students," Jamie said cheerfully. "I know that we're all going through a rough patch at the moment but tomorrow is a holiday where we can hopefully take a rest from our worries. It's called Thanksgiving. It's a holiday where we give thanks for what we have and spend time with family. You might wonder how this holiday came about and so my duplicates and I have put together a little sketch to help you understand the holiday."
"The year... is 1620. Fleeing from their homelands for religious persecution the Pilgrims arrived on Plymouth Rock after a long, long voyage on the Mayflower."
And then a Jamie dressed in a pilgrims outfit stepped forward.
Pilgrim #1:Behold! America! I am glad we are finally in the new world where we can pray without being persecuted.
Pilgrim #2: This place sucks. I'm cold. Can we go back?
Pilgrim #1: No. For this place is... freedom!
Pilgrim "Woman: Okay. Why do I have to wear the dress?
Pilgrim #1: (Hushed voice) Stay in character.
Pilgrim "Woman": Oi! Behold! The free world where I may pray with my husband and then put up with his repressed sexual needs.
Pilgrim #1: (Hushed) Dude. This is classroom.
Pilgrim "Woman": Oh, hell like they're not trying to have sex with everyone they see. They're freaking teenagers.
Pilgrim #1: Dude! Classroom!
Pilgrim #2: Oh! Look! Native Americans approach!
Native American: Welcome to the new world! We see that you are cold and hungry! Allow us to help you learn how to hunt and plant food for the long winter!
Pilgrim #1: Thank you! And in return we shall give you blankets with small pox.
Native American: Ooo! Small pox. How exciting! I like the sound of that.
Pilgrim "Woman": Is this where I start accusing people of witchcraft?
Pilgrim #1: What?
Pilgrim "Woman": Witch. Craft. I've got the makings of a bonfire out in the hall.
Pilgrim #2: Dude. I think you have this mixed up with the Crucible.
Pilgrim "Woman": C'mon. I just want to set someone on fire.
Pilgrim #1: Let us have a feast to celebrate our new friendship with the Native Americans and our new world!
Pilgrim "Woman": Then we can burn them at the stake.
Pilgrim #2: Dude! No!
Native American: Hey, I'd love to come but I've got a fever, rashes, a backache and vomiting. Too bad we don't have intravenous fluids or a vaccine for this fabulous small pox I have.
Pilgrim "Woman": Can I set the turkey on fire?
Pilgrim #1: *sighs* Fine.
Pilgrim #2: Can we end this now?
Pilgrim #1: I want pie.
Jamie: Okay. I think we're done here.
Pilgrim "Woman": (Rushing in with a flaming Turkey over "her" head) I HAVE CREATED FIRE!
Jamie sighed and rubbed his forehead.
"Happy Thanksgiving everyone."
There was also a cartoon beagle walking around and serving everyone popcorn, toast, pretzels, jelly beans and ice cream with whipped cream and maraschino cherries.
"Hello my dear students," Jamie said cheerfully. "I know that we're all going through a rough patch at the moment but tomorrow is a holiday where we can hopefully take a rest from our worries. It's called Thanksgiving. It's a holiday where we give thanks for what we have and spend time with family. You might wonder how this holiday came about and so my duplicates and I have put together a little sketch to help you understand the holiday."
"The year... is 1620. Fleeing from their homelands for religious persecution the Pilgrims arrived on Plymouth Rock after a long, long voyage on the Mayflower."
And then a Jamie dressed in a pilgrims outfit stepped forward.
Pilgrim #1:Behold! America! I am glad we are finally in the new world where we can pray without being persecuted.
Pilgrim #2: This place sucks. I'm cold. Can we go back?
Pilgrim #1: No. For this place is... freedom!
Pilgrim "Woman: Okay. Why do I have to wear the dress?
Pilgrim #1: (Hushed voice) Stay in character.
Pilgrim "Woman": Oi! Behold! The free world where I may pray with my husband and then put up with his repressed sexual needs.
Pilgrim #1: (Hushed) Dude. This is classroom.
Pilgrim "Woman": Oh, hell like they're not trying to have sex with everyone they see. They're freaking teenagers.
Pilgrim #1: Dude! Classroom!
Pilgrim #2: Oh! Look! Native Americans approach!
Native American: Welcome to the new world! We see that you are cold and hungry! Allow us to help you learn how to hunt and plant food for the long winter!
Pilgrim #1: Thank you! And in return we shall give you blankets with small pox.
Native American: Ooo! Small pox. How exciting! I like the sound of that.
Pilgrim "Woman": Is this where I start accusing people of witchcraft?
Pilgrim #1: What?
Pilgrim "Woman": Witch. Craft. I've got the makings of a bonfire out in the hall.
Pilgrim #2: Dude. I think you have this mixed up with the Crucible.
Pilgrim "Woman": C'mon. I just want to set someone on fire.
Pilgrim #1: Let us have a feast to celebrate our new friendship with the Native Americans and our new world!
Pilgrim "Woman": Then we can burn them at the stake.
Pilgrim #2: Dude! No!
Native American: Hey, I'd love to come but I've got a fever, rashes, a backache and vomiting. Too bad we don't have intravenous fluids or a vaccine for this fabulous small pox I have.
Pilgrim "Woman": Can I set the turkey on fire?
Pilgrim #1: *sighs* Fine.
Pilgrim #2: Can we end this now?
Pilgrim #1: I want pie.
Jamie: Okay. I think we're done here.
Pilgrim "Woman": (Rushing in with a flaming Turkey over "her" head) I HAVE CREATED FIRE!
Jamie sighed and rubbed his forehead.
"Happy Thanksgiving everyone."
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