Tuesday: How to survive the Zombie Apocalypse

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Today class was not in the Danger Shop. For once it was in a regular classroom. And even then the room seemed to be stocked with canned and other assorted goods.

"Good morning," Columbus said as he began handing out a comic books and pamphlets. "Right before Halloween the Center for Disease Control released a comic book on what to do for a Zombie attack. And while it was probably done for humorous effect, it does hold true for what to do for an inital Zombie breakout. Perhaps if my world was a bit more reactive or careful with handling meat my world wouldn't be overrun with zombies."

He paused for a moment to frown before moving on.

"So today will be a more pratical exercise. There's a duffel bag for each one of you. In this room you'll find a variety of items listed for use during an emergency. I want you to pack up your bag and keep it in your room at all times just in case there's a zombie outbreak. Or... this being Fandom, any kind of dangerous outbreak."

Columbus gave them a smile. "And enjoy the comic book."

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