Shop Class #5

[manofthemullet.livejournal.com]

MacGyver sits underneath the console working with a mess of wiring and cursing. Well cursing in an FCC approved way. There are a lot of "Fudges", "Darns" and "Damns"

"Where the heck is Kitty? She was supposed to help with this yesterday." Mac mutters as he flips a switch.

Suddenly the Danger room switches between multiple scenes in rapid fire sequence

* Robots that look like bizarre salt & pepper shakers with screeching voices yell "Seek! Kill! Destroy"
* A Spaceship bridge that looks something like a hotel lobby. A bald man pulls on his red and black uniform tunic and says "Warp factor 10. Engage!"
* Four kids and funny looking dog sit in front of a tied up monster in a cheesy costume. They yank off the mask and the tied up man says "I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those lousy kids."
* A beach scene. The waves crash against the beach. Tropical music fills the air. A woman in a bikini sits in a deck chair. Upon closer inspection the woman looks supsiciously familiar. Like a woman who dreams of a fiery apocalypse created by rob-

Mac yanks the power to unit and the room turns back to normal.

"Uh... Yeah. Today's assignment is to write a one hundred word essay on the many uses of duct tape. Turn it in before you leave class."

Mac leaves paper and pencils for everyone to write with and heads off to the supply room for some alone time with his mullet.

((If you want to write an essay, that would be great. Otherwise: *Wrote Essay* response is fine.))

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[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

Opens laptop, waits for it to find a wirless internet connection and then rattles out a quick essay that starts with the basic uses - fixing broken hoses and whatnot in cars and helicopters and whatever, fixing broken plastic things like toys and boxes and then goes into the more unusual uses, complete with illustrations:

Clothing:


Luggage:


Wallet:


A fighting dummy:


even First Aid uses (Maybe that's what I should have done after I fell)

(By the way, I was nice and didn't include the picture I found of emergency colostomy repair with duct tape. 'Cause you know, there's squeemish girls and emo guys in this class.