http://bookworm-beauty.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] bookworm-beauty.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2011-10-27 10:52 am
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Tropes and Scope [Class 8, Period Three]

Today, the Danger Shop was transformed to look like the inside of a prototypical haunted house. There weren't desks, but students could take a seat on dusty chairs and a moth-eaten chaise lounge in the parlor, where Belle was sitting. In the corner, a large spider web hung, but there was no sign of the spider itself."

"Since next week is Halloween, I thought it might be the perfect time to talk about horror," Belle greeted them, swathed in a dark blue cloak for...no real reason other than sheer effect. "Horror has been at play since man was old enough to tell stories at all. We talk about what scares us in the hopes of feeling reassured that it was all in our heads, or just a dream. We talk about the things that frighten us because we don't understand them, like the dead. Scary noises in the night become ghosts, and we live in fear of things that exist just in our minds...or do they? Vampires, reanimated mummies and werewolves don't exist where I'm from, nor do killer clowns. But every place in the world has their own things that go bump in the night." Sometimes they were Belle's boyfriend, actually, in an earlier stage.

She gestured around. "The haunted house, where it is always both dark and stormy. Take a look around. See if the place gives you the shivers. Meet back here in a few minutes, and we'll talk about what scares you, and why."

Re: Listen to the Lecture [Tropes 8]

[identity profile] ancientbschamp.livejournal.com 2011-10-27 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
As far as Gabrielle was concerned, nothing quite beat her whole experience with the Bacchae for personal horror. (Because really. Reanimated dryad skeletons WTF CANON in a graveyard, really hot scantily-clad blood-drinking women, Orpheus's disembodied talking head NO SERIOUSLY CANON WTF . . .)

Still. She was so spending the lecture eyeing that spiderweb dubiously, and wondering if she wanted to risk ruining her notebook by using it as an anti-arachnid weapon if necessary.

Re: Listen to the Lecture [Tropes 8]

[identity profile] serial-quitter.livejournal.com 2011-10-27 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Ryan did not like insects. She moved as far away from the spider web as possible, but still kept an eye out for the spider.

Re: Listen to the Lecture [Tropes 8]

[identity profile] didntchewgrass.livejournal.com 2011-10-27 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Elphaba didn't find this place scary at all. She did wonder about the spider, though. Not out of fear, but because she had a feeling that her classmates might just smash it out of irrational and stupid emotion.

Re: Listen to the Lecture [Tropes 8]

[identity profile] serial-quitter.livejournal.com 2011-10-27 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Speaking of irrational emotion...

Ryan shrieked and ducked behind Elphaba. "I think I saw something move," she said. "Don't let the spider come near me!"

Re: Listen to the Lecture [Tropes 8]

[identity profile] didntchewgrass.livejournal.com 2011-10-27 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
"What is it possibly going to do," Elphaba said a little dryly. "You're probably twenty-times the size. It can't eat you."

Re: Listen to the Lecture [Tropes 8]

[identity profile] serial-quitter.livejournal.com 2011-10-27 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
"It can still bite," said Ryan, still hiding behind Elphaba. "I had a really, really bad reaction to an insect bite in South America and I don't want to go through that again."

Re: Listen to the Lecture [Tropes 8]

[identity profile] didntchewgrass.livejournal.com 2011-10-27 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
"But it didn't kill you," Elphaba pointed out. "But fine. I'll watch for it. Just to protect it from you, mainly."

She had no problem speaking plainly.

Re: Listen to the Lecture [Tropes 8]

[identity profile] serial-quitter.livejournal.com 2011-10-27 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
It hadn't killed her yet. Not that Ryan was going to explain that she contracted a fatal illness from the bite of the assassin bug.

"Thanks," she said rather meekly. "I really do not like bugs."

Re: Listen to the Lecture [Tropes 8]

[identity profile] didntchewgrass.livejournal.com 2011-10-27 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
And if Elphaba knew that, she'd have relented a bit. She wasn't heartless or cruel, after all.

"Think of them as... puppies with extra legs," Elphaba offered.

Re: Listen to the Lecture [Tropes 8]

[identity profile] serial-quitter.livejournal.com 2011-10-27 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
"And millions of creepy little eyes?" added Ryan with a shudder.

Re: Listen to the Lecture [Tropes 8]

[identity profile] didntchewgrass.livejournal.com 2011-10-27 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh, yes, having extra eyes is so wrong," Elphaba said, sarcastically.

Re: Listen to the Lecture [Tropes 8]

[identity profile] serial-quitter.livejournal.com 2011-10-27 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well, it's not the eyes that bother me as much as the teeth," said Ryan. It's too bad she forgot that spiders don't really have teeth.

Re: Listen to the Lecture [Tropes 8]

[identity profile] didntchewgrass.livejournal.com 2011-10-27 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
"Those nasty, pointy teeth that spiders have none of," Elphaba said plainly.

Re: Listen to the Lecture [Tropes 8]

[identity profile] serial-quitter.livejournal.com 2011-10-27 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
"Really? I never looked that closely at one," said Ryan. "But whatever they bite with, I'm sure it's sharp and pointy."

Re: Listen to the Lecture [Tropes 8]

[identity profile] rilla-myrilla.livejournal.com 2011-10-28 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
Rilla was looking bedraggled from her first period death run with Pinkie Pie, and was not best pleased to be in a house that had never seen a duster.

She was also sure she could feel that spider crawling up her back.