ext_26716 ([identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2011-10-25 11:21 pm
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Wednesday: What was the school board thinking giving Jamie Madrox a teaching position?

When the students entered into the danger shop today they would notice that it had been transformed into a beauty shop.

However instead of the usual insane Jamie greeting them with an impossible task... they would find a bunch of unconscious Jamies tied down onto those insanely uncomfortable chairs you have to sit in while getting your hair cut.

They would also find all the beauty supplies you might find in a beauty salon. Makeup. Hair dye. Haircutting supplies.

They would also probably see a sign on the entrance to the salon which read:

Today's Special:
REVENGE ON YOUR TEACHER



No hitting. You'll just make more of him.


They would probably also notice a bunch of faculty members watching the whole process with a smug look on their faces.
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[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2011-10-26 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
Like you just found out you can mess with Madrox and not get in trouble for it.
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Makeover!

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2011-10-26 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
Pick a dupe! Make him... PRETTY!

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[identity profile] annieadderall.livejournal.com 2011-10-26 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
Ohhhhhh Annie was going to enjoy this.

She started with the blush, and a lot of it. Actually, wait, could you do clown makeup with real makeup? Could she have another duplicate to work on after this one? She'd check on that later, but first blush. She'd get to eyeshadow in a minute.

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[identity profile] showmetheproof.livejournal.com 2011-10-26 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
Scully was considering carefully, and then started cutting his hair a la Cyndi Lauper. (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_7UOpW9vAyIE/SsJ6ReQfkfI/AAAAAAAABWM/GFlf2UeOXN4/s320/Picture+6.png) The 80's make-up would go on after half his head was shaved, the other half permed, and various dyes had been applied.

Oh yes. He would look awesome.
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[personal profile] necroslacker 2011-10-26 10:43 am (UTC)(link)
Sam was kind of shocked this was actually happening. He half expected Professor Madrox to jump up and catch them mid act or something but he could also see Professor Madrox getting angry because someone didn't take advantage of this rare opportunity.

So, he got to work making over a dupe. This dupe needed to be made up to look like a kitty cat.
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[personal profile] wrongkindofsith 2011-10-26 12:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Cara was at a loss. Revenge involved hitting things and pain, not make-up.
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[personal profile] momslilassassin 2011-10-26 01:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Ben had been trained in undercover work, so he knew his way around dye and wigs.

Makeup, for the most part, he'd shied away from but there was no time like the present to learn, right?

If Jamie ended up looking a bit like a queen of Naboo, well, the makeup was really distinctive.
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[personal profile] wwiii 2011-10-26 02:51 pm (UTC)(link)
It took Warren all of thirty seconds to figure out what he was going to do to Jamie. Thirty seconds.

Ultimately, he settled on some Flock of Seagulls, with a bit of inspiration from some an evening sitcom thrown in for the makeup. Because he had a bit of frustration to work out after that whole Angry Birds debacle.

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[identity profile] whitequeensfire.livejournal.com 2011-10-26 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
It took Angelica a little while to work up the nerve to start a makeover on a teacher (no matter how cracked he was), but once she did, she got some dye and super strength hair gel to give him a mohawk (http://www.mynewhair.info/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/red-punk-mohawk.jpg) -- after shaving the sides of his head, of course.

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[identity profile] knight-fatali.livejournal.com 2011-10-26 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Seifer just cackled and got to work.

First, a mini version of the Sanjaya faux hawk (http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BY-2QCjHByw/SsvvZhomZkI/AAAAAAAACOo/PR6psU_YdgU/s400/sanjaya-ponyhawk-01-2007-12-12.jpg). Then, he dyed each ponytail a different neon color.

Next, he found a box full of henna in tubes (http://s.ecrater.com/stores/99060/499323fc5babd_99060n.jpg) and got to work decorating every available patch of bare skin that wasn't Jamie's face. Ducks, gremlins, dupes being strangled by a familiar looking man in robes. Dupes being eaten by butter statues. Dupes being squashed by wooly mammoths.

Turns out Seifer is kind of artistic!

And then Seifer got to work on the makeup. He had been watching late night reruns, so Jamie was going to end up looking like meta for Mimi (http://www.tvacres.com/images/bobeck_mimi2.jpg) from meta for The Drew Carey Show. Only, brighter, and sparklier.

"You know, all I need is a micro mini dress and some stilettos, and this would be just like a prank I pulled on someone back in Garden."
Edited 2011-10-26 19:17 (UTC)
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[personal profile] walkswithcoyote 2011-10-26 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Mercy was All Over this. It was lucky there was no way for her to do piercings or tattoos or her Jamie would have those as well as his lopsided ugly hairdo dyed a series of very unattractive colors.

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[identity profile] need-no-moon.livejournal.com 2011-10-26 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, so it was kind of creepy messing with your teacher's face. Jake honestly had never had a desire to get that close to Jamie or to poke and prod at him. Still, he would do his duty.

So after some debating he decided to go the drag way (http://www.sistazmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/makeup1.jpg). Of course, since it was pretty much the first time he played with makeup, there really was no staying in the lines and he had to compensate for any mishaps by adding some more layers.

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[identity profile] onapalebicycle.livejournal.com 2011-10-26 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Right, first of all, Jamie clearly had to get the make-up from KISS (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a9/KISS_cat_face.svg). And not as Gene Simmons, but as the Peter Criss Cat-guy on drums. Gene Simmons was too cool for Jamie (and too hard for George to pull off, but also too cool, dammit).

Once that was accomplished, she could get him some hair extensions. Blonde here, brunette there, some crimped, some curled, she was really going for the Taylor Dayne "oops my hair exploded" (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-l6UbazoxyVc/Tcp_ZjhK8lI/AAAAAAAAB4A/1nAAqrUx5To/s1600/Taylor%2BDayne%2Bcapa.jpg) approach.

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[identity profile] iwishiwasbig.livejournal.com 2011-10-27 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
Dave couldn't help but feel the need to be a little cautious here. After all, there was still more than a month in the semester. Madrox had more than enough time to get them back for this if he wanted to.

Not that Dave thought Madrox would want to, not after letting them shoot his dupes out of a giant slingshot that one week. But still, it was best to be at least a little safe.

That's why Dave mostly focused on giving his dupe a raccoon look with eyeshadow, then gelled his hair up in a more raccoon-like shape. After all, who didn't like raccoons?

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[identity profile] whateverknight.livejournal.com 2011-10-27 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
What was the point of makeup? It was just going to go away when Professor Madrox merged back together again, wasn't it? That would be cathartic for the students, sure, but not really have any real effects.

On the other hand, it was being sanctioned by the faculty, so...

Squall shrugged. And rubbed a tube of lipstick all over his dupe's entire face.

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[identity profile] squire-hand.livejournal.com 2011-10-27 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
James was not sure of the point of having hot pokers in a beauty salon, so he put the curling irons aside, and shaved his professor's hair into a topknot. Simple. Effective. Ridiculous.

For the teachers...

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2011-10-26 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
Some of whom might look smugger than others.

And hopefully have their camera's with them.

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[identity profile] steel-not-glass.livejournal.com 2011-10-26 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
Cindy wasn't smug! Far from it!

She was more...enjoying the mayhem. From an artistic point of view! After all, she'd helped bring this vision together. Enjoyment and pride. Not smugness.

Really.
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[personal profile] charming_thief 2011-10-26 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, Neal was totally getting to work on a nice makeover on some of the dupes. It was best not to ask where Neal'd picked up such impressive skills with an eyeshadow brush, but this first dupe would be walking out of here with geishaface for sure.

YAY.
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[personal profile] sith_happened 2011-10-26 01:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Anakin was so very very smug. And he had a camera, which he was using to take pictures of each student's creation, then forwarding them to Rory.

It'd make her morning a little brighter.

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[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2011-10-26 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
"This is why I got into teaching," Deadpool said with a happy sigh. "Helping the kids."
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[personal profile] bigdamnprincipal 2011-10-27 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
Zoe also had a camera, and was taking pictures to send to John. She might have been thinking about which one to frame and put on her desk too, now that her office had been un-Hello Kitty-fied.

For the TA

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2011-10-26 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
Who will probably be happy she won't get a list of things she has to bring for the next class.
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[personal profile] notmyownage 2011-10-26 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
"Anyone else find this slightly creepy?" Claudia looked around. "Just me? Okay then."

She was just going to sit over here and "upgrade" a hair dryer.

OOC

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2011-10-26 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
Yep. Free reign to do what you want with Jamie. Just keep it clean for the post people.

And no hitting. That'll just make more of him.

Kicking? Totally allowed. :)
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