http://furious-maximus.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] furious-maximus.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2011-10-25 12:06 pm

Bringing Literature To Life--Through Violence! [Tuesday, Second Period]

“Honor,” Max began without preamble. “Honor’s a tricky thing. And it can make people do things that seem odd, or stupid, or outright crazy.” Often did, in fact. “Honor isn’t about being rational, really, it’s about holding to a set of beliefs about how people should behave, even when behaving another way might be easier. And the same thing is true in fighting.”

“There are plenty of examples of honorable behavior from the history of warfare, where opponents were allowed to leave the battlefield rather than being slaughtered, for instance. And as there are plenty of examples of things which are considered dishonorable: ambushes, taking hostages, fighting in civilian areas. Different people consider different actions honorable and dishonorable, of course,” which they’d discussed last week, so Max was going to skip that particular philosophical discussion. “But while the details are different, most people have some concept of honor, and those concepts pretty much always end up applied to fighting.”

Max grinned slightly. “And those concepts are very rarely more obvious than they are in the case of dueling. Many cultures have some take on the concept, and the rules of dueling are rigid, artificial, and often very different from the chaos of a battlefield.”

“This is because honor is more important than victory in a duel. It’s better to lose with honor than to win in dishonor, at least in most cultures. So today I’ve set up a little exercise for everyone.” And Max’s smile was far too amused to be reassuring. “You’re all going to be dueling. With each other. Under a specific code of conduct,” that he was about to make up on the spot.

There was a pile of foam weapons that Max waved at. “You may choose one weapon from the pile. You may only duel one opponent at a time, so one against one only. The winner is the first person to knock their opponent down.”

“Oh, and you have to stand on one foot the whole time. If, at any point after a match begins, you have two feet on the ground, you forfeit your honor and the duel.”

Max was going to enjoy the show... Maybe he should have brought popcorn.

Re: Duel

[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2011-10-25 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
"Aaaaaah!" Kenzi's eyes widened as she tried valiantly to hop out of the way, Nerf weapon flailing.
hurtingzeebo: (I'm yelling)

Re: Duel

[personal profile] hurtingzeebo 2011-10-25 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
"Aaaaaah!" Sam yelled back, continuing her hopping charge after Kenzi. Because vocal intimidation was totally a valid tactic.

Re: Duel

[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2011-10-25 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Kenzi started to fall, arms wind-milling, and tried a last-ditch attempt of grabbing at Sam to take her with her. Nothing in the rules against that, either!
hurtingzeebo: (I dance)

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[personal profile] hurtingzeebo 2011-10-25 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
And Sam was grabbed. Crap!

At least Kenzi would probably hit the ground first? Then Sam still won, right?

Re: Duel

[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2011-10-25 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Probably!

"Ow. OOooof." Kenzi was gasping for breath and laughing. "Heavy!"
hurtingzeebo: (I'm asleep)

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[personal profile] hurtingzeebo 2011-10-25 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
"Am not!" Sam protested, flopping over to no longer be on top of her. "I win again!"

Re: Duel

[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2011-10-25 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
"Damnit," Kenzi grumbled, sitting up, and rubbing her hip. "How are you so freakishly well-balanced?"
hurtingzeebo: (I can dance if I want to)

Re: Duel

[personal profile] hurtingzeebo 2011-10-25 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
"Dance classes. It's not easy to tap on top of a stack of suitcases."

Re: Duel

[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2011-10-25 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Kenzi paused. "I have the weirdest image of you now. I would never have guessed tap, ever."
hurtingzeebo: (I feel pretty)

Re: Duel

[personal profile] hurtingzeebo 2011-10-25 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Sam shrugged. "I used to be a pageant girl."

Re: Duel

[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2011-10-25 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
"Get. Out. Seriously?" Kenzi got to her feet, but wasn't hopping yet. "Like Petra? And tap was your talent thing?"
hurtingzeebo: (Default)

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[personal profile] hurtingzeebo 2011-10-25 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
"Petra went way further than I did, but yeah. I was awesome."

Re: Duel

[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2011-10-25 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Kenzi grinned. "Kewl." Then got on one foot and aimed her Nerf at Sam's head. "Princess Sam, engage!"
hurtingzeebo: (Default)

Re: Duel

[personal profile] hurtingzeebo 2011-10-25 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Sam sighed. "How many times do I have to beat you?"

Re: Duel

[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2011-10-25 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Kenzi pouted. Then threw the Nerf at Sam and tackled her. That worked, right?
hurtingzeebo: (Default)

Re: Duel

[personal profile] hurtingzeebo 2011-10-25 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
"Ack!" Sam went down.

This was possibly not the best thing to try on a very instinctual fighter.

Re: Duel

[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2011-10-25 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
"OW." Yeah.

"Now we can quit." The bruises were worth it.
hurtingzeebo: (Default)

Re: Duel

[personal profile] hurtingzeebo 2011-10-25 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
"I still totally won," Sam said.

Just to be clear.