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thefearwasreal) wrote in
fandomhigh2011-10-21 11:48 pm
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Don't Be Evil [Friday, Second Period]
Oz had his class meet him in an ordinary classroom this week. "Morning all, I hope you enjoyed the break, I spent mine in sunny Visplazikstan, ironing out some wrinkles before their independence celebrations, but enough about me, I'm sure you've all got something much more important and relevant on your minds. Homecoming."
"Now I'm sure you're all wondering how Homecoming could possibly be relevant to not being evil, but if there's one thing that teen movies have to teach us it's that when it comes to school dances all it takes is one ill-advised choice of date, one insensitive bet, one pee cannon, or one bucket of pig's blood, for it to go horribly wrong. Which is why your assignment today is to get together and brainstorm ways that you can save Homecoming from potential evildoers, because we've already had enough people trying to destroy the island for one year."
[OCD up]
"Now I'm sure you're all wondering how Homecoming could possibly be relevant to not being evil, but if there's one thing that teen movies have to teach us it's that when it comes to school dances all it takes is one ill-advised choice of date, one insensitive bet, one pee cannon, or one bucket of pig's blood, for it to go horribly wrong. Which is why your assignment today is to get together and brainstorm ways that you can save Homecoming from potential evildoers, because we've already had enough people trying to destroy the island for one year."
[OCD up]

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