Don't Be Evil [Friday, Second Period]

[thefearwasreal]

Oz had his class meet him in an ordinary classroom this week. "Morning all, I hope you enjoyed the break, I spent mine in sunny Visplazikstan, ironing out some wrinkles before their independence celebrations, but enough about me, I'm sure you've all got something much more important and relevant on your minds. Homecoming."

"Now I'm sure you're all wondering how Homecoming could possibly be relevant to not being evil, but if there's one thing that teen movies have to teach us it's that when it comes to school dances all it takes is one ill-advised choice of date, one insensitive bet, one pee cannon, or one bucket of pig's blood, for it to go horribly wrong. Which is why your assignment today is to get together and brainstorm ways that you can save Homecoming from potential evildoers, because we've already had enough people trying to destroy the island for one year."

[OCD up]

Comments

Listen to Oz - DBE [07]

[thefearwasreal]

Wonder if Visplazikstan is a country, or if Oz should really be getting class material from teen movies.

Re: Listen to Oz - DBE [07]

[lockestheway]

Oh, seriously, Homecoming? Peter was thoroughly sick of it already, and felt that anyone who thought it was in any way important deserved to be shot.

Ugh.

Re: Listen to Oz - DBE [07]

[bigshoestofill.livejournal.com]

Wait, there could be evil afoot at Homecoming? This could be his chance to be all heroic in front of his new friends... who should have no idea who this masked superhero is.

Stupid secret identities.