Wednesday: What was the school board thinking giving Jamie Madrox a teaching position?

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Sometime earlier in the week, the students would have gotten a notice that swimsuits were optional for class today. And anyone fearing the reason why might feel relieved when they saw that the danger shop had been transformed into a cruise ship

But not just any cruise ship. It was a cruise ship staffed by Jamie Madrox duplicates in white uniforms.

"Welcome aboard students!" Jamie said as he doffed a captain's hat. "Today we're going to set a course... for LOVE!"

Suddenly the cruise ship was filled with music and song. The Jamies were singing and dancing around in a well coordinated choreography that included ballet, jazz, tap and lots of spirit fingers.

If the students weren't afraid now? They should be.

"Homecoming is coming up kids," Jamie said when the musical number was complete. "Which means... dating. And falling in love. Which for many of you might be a completely new thing. So to help you along I've used a scientific process to bring the most compatible people together in class and give you an optimal situation where you can interact."

Point of fact: Jamie's scientific process involved throwing darts at a dartboard. Possibly in the teacher's lounge and at his own face.

"Enjoy your cruise ladies and gentlemen... on the Love Boat."

Comments

Re: Couple #5: Dana Scully/Freddie Benson

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"I will do my best not to take that personally," Freddie said, grabbing his shuffleboard stick-thing. "I mean, this could be way worse."

Re: Couple #5: Dana Scully/Freddie Benson

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"It's not you. It's being set up with anyone at all," Scully said, exasperation still leaking into her voice. She pushed a shuffleboard circle toward one end of the board. "And Mr. Madrox. I've had it with this course."

She might just start skipping it, damnit.

Re: Couple #5: Dana Scully/Freddie Benson

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"Wow. You know, we've done some really weird things in this class, but I have to admit I've never felt that strongly about his... antics," Freddie said.