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Sometime earlier in the week, the students would have gotten a notice that swimsuits were optional for class today. And anyone fearing the reason why might feel relieved when they saw that the danger shop had been transformed into a cruise ship

But not just any cruise ship. It was a cruise ship staffed by Jamie Madrox duplicates in white uniforms.

"Welcome aboard students!" Jamie said as he doffed a captain's hat. "Today we're going to set a course... for LOVE!"

Suddenly the cruise ship was filled with music and song. The Jamies were singing and dancing around in a well coordinated choreography that included ballet, jazz, tap and lots of spirit fingers.

If the students weren't afraid now? They should be.

"Homecoming is coming up kids," Jamie said when the musical number was complete. "Which means... dating. And falling in love. Which for many of you might be a completely new thing. So to help you along I've used a scientific process to bring the most compatible people together in class and give you an optimal situation where you can interact."

Point of fact: Jamie's scientific process involved throwing darts at a dartboard. Possibly in the teacher's lounge and at his own face.

"Enjoy your cruise ladies and gentlemen... on the Love Boat."

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"Whatever," Squall grumbled. "No amount of flattery or glitter is going to get me to sleep with you again."

Seifer made a face and shook his head. "I wasn't aiming for that. I'm surprised I didn't get frostbite from the last time."

Squall took a few moments to parse that comment. "...That's an insult, right?" he asked. "And not something disturbingly kinky?"

Seifer blinked and then looked up at the fake sky. "Holy Hyne, he's learning!"

Squall rolled his eyes. "Of course I'm learning. That's what most people do when they gain new experiences. You're the one who has trouble learning."

"I do not have trouble learning," Seifer insisted. "I adapted here pretty damn well, didn't I?"

"You never learned how not to fail the SeeD test," Squall pointed out bluntly. "How many times did you try?"

"Oh, I know how to pass, I just didn't want to follow the rules," Seifer stated.

He wasn't going to say how many times he failed.

"...That's just stupid," Squall pointed out.

"Yeah, and?" As if Seifer hadn't acknowledged that a million times since the war.

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