fandomhigh | Wednesday: What was the school board thinking giving Jamie Madrox a teaching position?

When the students entered the danger shop today they would notice that the room had been transformed into an artist's studio. Around the room were various sculptures for everyone to see.

All made of butter.

Additionally there were blocks of butter of various sizes set up around the room as well.

And finally there was Jamie. He was dressed in an artist's smock with a beret and giant fake handlebar mustache glued to his face.

"Hello me petit fleurs!" Jamie exclaimed as the students entered the danger shop. "Today we vill be dooing art! Specifically zee sculptures en beurre! Butter scupltures!!"

He whirled around in a circle gesturing to all the beautiful art around him.

"Grab your tools! Grab some beurre and create... ZEE ART!"

[Be warned... we can expect some visitors today! :D]

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"I am sculpting," Sam told him, shrugging at his uncreative block of butter. "I'm just not good at sculpting and I don't want to end up caked in butter."

"You sir, need to get into the artistic groove," Jamie said with a click of his tongue. "So. Start grooving."

We'll let Sam decide what Jamie means by that.

Yeah, Sam had no idea what that meant so he just started...sculpting a little faster. It was about as groove worthy as he was gonna get.

Wednesday: What was the school board thinking giving Jamie Madrox a teaching position?

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