Wednesday: What was the school board thinking giving Jamie Madrox a teaching position?

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

When the students entered the danger shop today they would notice that the room had been transformed into an artist's studio. Around the room were various sculptures for everyone to see.

All made of butter.

Additionally there were blocks of butter of various sizes set up around the room as well.

And finally there was Jamie. He was dressed in an artist's smock with a beret and giant fake handlebar mustache glued to his face.

"Hello me petit fleurs!" Jamie exclaimed as the students entered the danger shop. "Today we vill be dooing art! Specifically zee sculptures en beurre! Butter scupltures!!"

He whirled around in a circle gesturing to all the beautiful art around him.

"Grab your tools! Grab some beurre and create... ZEE ART!"

[Be warned... we can expect some visitors today! :D]

Comments

Re: For the TA!

[notmyownage]

It was a blob of butter. And it did have horns. And so help her, anyone trying to take it was in for a world of pain.

If she lost this blob with horns now, she was fairly certain it would haunt her for the rest of her life. Mostly via postcards and emails from Jamie about whether she had one for him, yet.

Re: For the TA!

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

"Zee art!" Jamie exclaimed. It iz being stol-en! Noes! Stop! Stop them!"

Re: For the TA!

[notmyownage]

"What, now I'm supposed to protect all the butter art?!"

Re: For the TA!

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

"It's in your job description!"

Like the totally made up one! GOD CLAUDIA!

Re: For the TA!

[notmyownage]

"Hey, I brewed you a cup of coffee made by weasels! What more do you want?"

In actuality, this was a cup of coffee made from coffee beans ground in the teeth of a pair of wishing tea kettle ferrets over the weekend. But that wasn't the point.

Re: For the TA!

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

"Oh that remind me, I do have a list," Jamie said completely dropping his panicked French artist act and pulling a list from his smock.

Suntan Lotion
Beach Towels
Inflatable beach balls
Lemonade
Deck Chairs
Cruise ship Captain's uniform.

Re: For the TA!

[notmyownage]

"Are you ditching us to go on a cruise? Do I get to take over the class?"