http://halfman-lion.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] halfman-lion.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2011-09-18 11:31 pm
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Basic Strategy, Monday, Period 4

The class was back in the Danger Shop this week, and Tyrion was in considerably better form than he had been the Monday before.

The back area of the shop was set up as a boutique, with racks of fashionable and vintage clothing for all occasions and large curtained dressing areas -- including makeup and hair tables -- to the side. A magazine rack placed near the center of the area held a wide variety of current fashion magazines.

Tyrion gathered the students near the front of the area. He hoped he'd be able to hold their attention, evem if he was competing with clothing.

"A few weeks ago," he began, "I ran through some of the areas in which one might be advantaged. The first one we looked at was strength; this week, we'll be looking at beauty." He paused there, half expecting a laugh; what could a dwarf know of beauty?

The stabbing thought passed, and he continued. "You cannot change the form you were born with -- or not without considerable effort and pain. You can, though, make the most of it. Your clothing should be neat, clean, and as high-quality as you can afford." This may have been easier for a Lannister to say.

"Any outfits you wear should make the most of your form without suggesting it might be for sale -- unless, of course, you are for sale. Your hair should be neat and nicely styled, any cosmetics discreetly applied. I won't deny I'm no expert on the fashions of this world, but things have not changed that much."

He drew a breath. "It might seem like a womanly topic, but men are judged on appearance nearly every bit as much. We all have to wear clothes every day; when someone who cares about them is looking, it can't hurt to make them worth looking at."

He gestured back to the racks of clothing. "This week, I want you to pick something out that makes you feel like you have the upper hand. Something you'd wear to meet someone you needed to impress. Then come out and explain what you chose and why."

Re: General Class Stuff [9/19]

[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2011-09-20 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
Kenzi hip-checked him gently, spinning in place to grin at him. "Try a tux, maybe!"

Re: General Class Stuff [9/19]

[identity profile] godgavemecable.livejournal.com 2011-09-20 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
And all that teasing smugness kinda blew right out of him, because... "I haven't ever even worn a tux in my life," he realised.

Re: General Class Stuff [9/19]

[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2011-09-20 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
Kenzi gave him a look. "What, like I've worn couture I would get to keep?" She reached over and tugged on his collar. "You can do this. Just find something that fits. I swear, it'll look good on you."

Re: General Class Stuff [9/19]

[identity profile] godgavemecable.livejournal.com 2011-09-20 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, right," Toby snorted. "I'll look like there's no way in hell I should be wearing something like that, is what I'll look like."

Re: General Class Stuff [9/19]

[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2011-09-20 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
"Dude." Kenzi pulled him to face her, and widened her eyes. "Would I date a guy who couldn't pull this off? Pffttt."

Re: General Class Stuff [9/19]

[identity profile] godgavemecable.livejournal.com 2011-09-20 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
"I dunno, would you?" Toby asked, although there was a hint of a smile playing at his lips even then.

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[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2011-09-20 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not going to have to. You'll look awesome in a tux. Kenzi concentrated on thinking that 'loud' at Toby, and said aloud, "I'll date you if you think you can't, but I'll know different. I'll fix your hair all artistic, if you want me to double-check you." And could he feel a mental kiss? Maybe? Did that work?