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fandomhigh2011-09-13 01:19 am
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Tuesday: Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse
Today the classroom was divided into two areas.
In one area there was a tranquil zen garden. With pillows. A fountain. A little sandpit with rocks and a a wooden rake to smooth or make marks in the sand. And several boxes of Twinkies.
On the other side of the room was a minivan. And some crowbars.
"So I'm guessing that some of you have had a bad weekend," Columbus said with a sympathetic look at his students. "Or at least you know someone who might have had a bad weekend. Either way, I thought we'd switch the schedule of classes a bit. So today instead of you having to run and fight zombies, I'd thought we'd focus on rule number thirty two."
As usual, Columbus pulled out his remote. As usual the block letters appeared behind him.
"Sometimes, even in the worst of circumstances, it's best to make sure you enjoy the little things in life. Because when you do? The rest of it doesn't seem so bad. So today, you have the option of either sitting down and enjoying a small zen little area or-"
Columbus picked up a crowbar and threw it through the windshield of the minivan.
"-taking your frustrations out on a minivan. Enjoy.
In one area there was a tranquil zen garden. With pillows. A fountain. A little sandpit with rocks and a a wooden rake to smooth or make marks in the sand. And several boxes of Twinkies.
On the other side of the room was a minivan. And some crowbars.
"So I'm guessing that some of you have had a bad weekend," Columbus said with a sympathetic look at his students. "Or at least you know someone who might have had a bad weekend. Either way, I thought we'd switch the schedule of classes a bit. So today instead of you having to run and fight zombies, I'd thought we'd focus on rule number thirty two."
As usual, Columbus pulled out his remote. As usual the block letters appeared behind him.
"Sometimes, even in the worst of circumstances, it's best to make sure you enjoy the little things in life. Because when you do? The rest of it doesn't seem so bad. So today, you have the option of either sitting down and enjoying a small zen little area or-"
Columbus picked up a crowbar and threw it through the windshield of the minivan.
"-taking your frustrations out on a minivan. Enjoy.
Talk to Columbus!