fandomhigh | Fighting for Funsies, Friday, September 9th

Today when people arrived in the classroom, they'd find something written on the board that totally spoiled everyone for the class subject. Because Deadpool didn't respect the basic social mores of the internet.

Or something like that.

Rules
are for chumps

"With everything going on and this being Friday (Friday), I'm pretty damn sure none of you at all care or are paying attention to class so... you all suck. Except you, angry blonde chick. You're just so angry. I want to give you a sword and see what happens." He was such a helpful teacher. Deep down inside. "Anywho! Today is about how rules are made for wimp ass little dweebs who couldn't fight their way out of a paper bag. And Captain America."

He smelled like patriotism and was raised by two bald eagles. True story.

"Why shouldn't you kick someone in the nads? Or when they're down? It's so much easier when they're there! It's perfect head to boot ratio at that point! It's just common sense there," Deadpool said. "Now I know what you're thinking. 'But, Deadpool! It goes against my morals!' Well, your morals can enjoy getting the shit kicked outta them. And it's not like I'm asking you to kick a weak, defenseless puppy that saves orphans and nuns from cancer when its not frolicking in a field."

Nice mental image there.

"I try." A beat. "Moral of the story: rules get you killed. Now, for your homework, I want you to make a list of people you want to kick the crap out of. Fictional characters count. Damn you, Swiper... damn you..."

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WITHOUT RULES.

...or rant, whatever you wanna call it.

Lists! All the lists! Compare lists!

Who doesn't believe in rules. Or lists, really. Ew, lists.

And now I have Britney Spears' Circus stuck in my head.

bruce
wayne

Bruce worked very hard on his list.

Granted, he put down his pen after writing "Criminals," so he didn't work hard for very long. But he did start looking around to see who seemed to be writing the most names, since that person might be someone to watch out for.

Sov Thade Tage em Ereb

Sov didn't really want to kick the crap out of anyone. Well, of course they did sometimes, but they didn't want to really do it.

Sighing, they looked at the empty sheet of paper in front of them and decided to go with instince here.

My roomie Hank

The Hankenator

Hank stared at his paper for a long time before thinking of things to write.

Supervillins
Henchmen
The IRS
Jimmy Hoffa
Bad comic book writers
That One Guy on TV
Dean (sometimes)

"Hey, what did you put?" Hank asked his roomie. "I can't think of much."

Fear son of War

Alex's list looked like this:

Norman Osborn
Sentry
Gorgon
Amatsu-Mikaboshi
Anyone who deserves it?
HYDRA

Surreal

There was just one name on Surreal's list to start:

Kartane

After a moment of two, she started adding a few more.

Dorothea
Hepsabah

The last one was a gift for Sadi. She figured he'd appreciate it.

Shane Gooseman

Goose did not need to think very hard at all about his list.

Killbane
Stingray
Senator Wheiner

Cara

Sov immediately felt bad and covered the sheet with their hands.

"Nothing!"

"I don't think Mister Pool is going to take 'nothing' as an answer," Hank told him helpfully. "You've got to try to think of somebody."

"I have," Sov said. "I'm just not telling you."

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