Tricks, Cons and Bamboozles | Wednesday | Period 1

[charming_thief]

"So okay. Me and Mr. Caffrey have decided to start simple, with the parts of the con." Kenzi had brought candy for everyone else this time.  Lots of her other classes had food, after all. Plus coffee.

"The roper, the store, the walkaway, the fix; give me examples of each."

Mr. Caffrey was drinking milk-and-coffee out of a bowl again.

Until suddenly he wasn't, and the class was treated to the sight of their actual teacher. Without very much on.

Except the fedora, which he good-naturedly swiped off his own head and held in a spot that needed a bit more covering right now, thank you very much.

He blinked. Even looked surprised for a moment. Then he held out one hand to Kenzi for the clothes she had on hand, and once they were provided, scurried off to change. From halfway down the hall, he called, "Discuss! What she said!"

[[Cowritten, of course, with the fabulous regretiz4suckas!]]

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Re: Listen to the Lecture

[its-theclimb.livejournal.com]

Still staring.

"HE'S NAKED!"

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

"Please don't tell me this is the first naked guy you've seen." Kenzi blinked at her, trying not to laugh.

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[its-theclimb.livejournal.com]

Um.

"Uh, chyeah!"

She was Disney, Kenzi. DISNEY! Come on, now.

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

"Congratulations." Kenzi snickered at this, looking highly entertained. "Something to write home about."

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[its-theclimb.livejournal.com]

No! No one could know ever!

Covertly, Miley leaned in and whispered, "He's kinda cute."

SHOCKERRRR.

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

"...ya think?" Look innocent. Then grin. "For an older guy, not bad at all, nope."

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[its-theclimb.livejournal.com]

"But, um. Naked. Which is... bad."

Very very bad.

Then she giggled and whispered, "I liked his hat."

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

"I'm very glad for him and us that that made it through okay," Kenzi said, semi-primly. He was probably sad the ankle-tracker did too, though. Heh. "It's way too nice to lose."

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[its-theclimb.livejournal.com]

"It looks high-quality," Miley agreed. "Maybe Hugo Boss."

She then proceeded to glance at Kenzi several times, mouth opening every once in a while as though to ask a question. Then, blushing, she glanced back at her hands.

Oh, Disney.

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

"Yeeeeess?" Kenzi asked, leaning forward with a grin.

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[its-theclimb.livejournal.com]

"He's -- he's -- that's regular?"

...Look, Miley's mom had died before she was old enough to wonder, and she and her dad were not capable of discussing such things. And as for her brother, forget it. So congrats, Kenzi, you were the lucky winner.

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

Kenzi coughed, and sat back with a poker-face. She hadn't exactly been looking closely there, because there was enough weird between her and Mr. Caffrey at this point. But some answers were easy.

"Yup. Well. He's pretty damn cute. So that carries over. But. Yes. No particular deviations from standard that I noticed."

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[its-theclimb.livejournal.com]

Blushing deeply enough to match the dark red shirt she was wearing, Miley nodded. And coughed.

"Good to know!"

NUDITY. It was such a weird concept. ...No, her mun didn't have a type, what are you talking about?

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

"Isn't it?" Kenzi's smirk was back. No teasing now. That would be too mean. But she'd remember this, oh yup. ahahaha, no, nothing like that at all!

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[its-theclimb.livejournal.com]

Um.

Miley cocked a little finger-gun in Kenzi's direction and offered, "Thanks."