Clinic Open

[gotcanewillpoke.livejournal.com]

Gregory House, MD is in his office, just beyond the school clinic.

His official title is School Nurse. He prefers School Doctor.

The clinic has little bells on the door so he'll know if the doors open.

Oh, and there is a notice on the door, advertising at least five nursing assistants are needed to help run the clinic smoothly and effectively. Official application post will be posted sometime this weekend.



OOC: Mun is here until 7:30pm EST, and will be back late late late tonight...

OOC the second: Should the clinic have its own comm? Might be too much, but, it's a thought. Since I have a feeling there will be a huge need of nursing/doctoring services with this crowd...

Comments

[kimberly-shaw.livejournal.com]

Nursing assistant? Oh, I definitely must apply for that!

[gotcanewillpoke.livejournal.com]

Soon as I have a chance, I'll put up an application post and link you, so you don't miss it *g*

[gotcanewillpoke.livejournal.com]

Apply Here! (http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?journal=fandom_clinic&itemid=589)

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

What exactly does this whole "assistant" thing entail?

[gotcanewillpoke.livejournal.com]

The hope is to find a strong core of students able to indenpendantly run the clinic effectively in my absense. Including but not limited to treating patients, administering medicine, keeping the work area clean and organised, keeping up with paperwork...

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

Paperwork. I'm good with that.

What you mean then is pretty much: find the fakers, drug the sick, dodge the vomit, get someone else to clean it, don't move the jars and get a stamp with your signature on it.

That's cake.

[gotcanewillpoke.livejournal.com]

Smart man.

You have a free pass tot he front of the application line.

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

Sweet. I'm sure we'll get along just gravy. You don't mind screaming do you? got a TV in there right?

[gotcanewillpoke.livejournal.com]

The TV is mine. As long as you don't mind if I scream back

You don't touch the buttons.

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

Can I bring mine then? I scream, you scream, we all scream for our sanity

Not even the big red one?

[gotcanewillpoke.livejournal.com]

I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream

Don't let me catch you watching when you're on my time. Assuming you get the position.

Touch the big red button, if you dare. Make sure the consequences are worth the fleeting satisfaction of doing something prohibited.

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

Don't get caught, push the button don't push the button remember every time I didn't listen to Daniel. Got it.

[gotcanewillpoke.livejournal.com]

Apply Here! (http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?journal=fandom_clinic&itemid=589)

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

Done and done.

[gotcanewillpoke.livejournal.com]

Your application hasn't been received.

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

[OOC: Dammit, stupid reply-eating LJ, filling it out again right now]

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

I can't believe I am applying to work for you. But I need the cash, and this is on campus.

And what do you know about running things smoothly or effectively?

[gotcanewillpoke.livejournal.com]

I don't need to know such things. That's what assistants are for.

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

I really can't wait to see this application. Just remember, it is a fine line between legal and illegal when it comes to requiring specific types of photographs on the application when the students are under-age. And some of these kids' records are sealed or classified, so good luck doing your background checks.

[gotcanewillpoke.livejournal.com]

Lisa, Lisa, Lisa.

You think I really care about that stuff? All I care about is getting someone in there who can do the job.

So I don't have to.

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

Wait, you don't like filling out paperwork? I'm sorry, do you have any ammonium carbonate back there? I'm feeling a little faint from shock.

[gotcanewillpoke.livejournal.com]

All these years and you never knew that about me did you?

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

Sorry, I must have forgotten to scribble that little tidbit down in my House slambook. I have to go move into the dorms, I'll be by later for the application.

Lisa wanders out of the clinic, wondering what she is getting herself into. This is a bad idea and she knows it, but just by being around this school for a week she knows how much trouble House is going to get himself involved in. She closes the door behind her and mutters to herself...

Jackass.

[gotcanewillpoke.livejournal.com]

Apply Here! (http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?journal=fandom_clinic&itemid=589)

And yes, the application is a formality. You've already got the position.

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

I studied the healing arts at my last school. I would enjoy the opportunity to put those skills to further use while helping others. I am also extremely organized and efficient when dealing with paperwork. I would certainly like to apply for the assistant position(s)!

[gotcanewillpoke.livejournal.com]

We'll see how qualified you are when official applications go out.

[gotcanewillpoke.livejournal.com]

Apply Here! (http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?journal=fandom_clinic&itemid=589)

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

[OOC: oh god i have this insane urge to enroll cameron here now... but i certainly don't have time for another rp journal...]

[gotcanewillpoke.livejournal.com]

[OOC: Ohh, that would be sweet...]

[gotcanewillpoke.livejournal.com]

Apply Here! (http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?journal=fandom_clinic&itemid=589)