ext_26716 (![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
multi-madrox.livejournal.com) wrote in ![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
fandomhigh2011-09-06 11:29 pm
multi-madrox.livejournal.com) wrote in fandomhigh2011-09-06 11:29 pm
Entry tags:
Wednesday, Period Three: What was the school board thinking giving Jamie Madrox a teaching position?
When the students entered the danger shop today they would notice that it looked just like a normal classroom.
With the exception of several couches pushed up all against the walls of the room.
They would also notice a very stern looking Jamie standing in front of the classroom.
"Good morning class," Jamie said with a scowl. "Did anyone remember your assignment last week? Did you?"
He shook his head and threw his hands up in the air in disgust. "Not one of you completed your assignment. Not one of you introduced yourself falsely. How do I know? It wasn't on the news. And if the squirrels didn't see it? It didn't happen."
He then made a "tsk-tsk" sound. "You kids give me no choice. As of now? You are all failing my class."
That ought to give the A-Type personalities in class a kick in the gut.
"If you want to pass this course? You better be prepared to do what I say. Your assignment today is to learn how to Duplicate. Yep. Like me. How does that work? Using kinetic energy as the key, the danger shop will then create duplicates of yourself to interact with. Like me they will show various aspects of your personality at the time of your creation. Your assignment is then to convince your duplicates to work together to do this simple task..."
He gave his students a big grin.
"Build the ultimate pillow fort from these couch cushions. Sound simple? Well start smacking yourselves and see how easy it is."
Jamie started to turn before he remembered one important thing.
"Oh! One more important thing. No matter how tempting it is, don't make out with yourself. It'll just lead to social awkwardness later on."
...
"Not that I know anything about that. Let's get to work!"
[OOC: Please read the OOC thread before pinging into the class activity]
With the exception of several couches pushed up all against the walls of the room.
They would also notice a very stern looking Jamie standing in front of the classroom.
"Good morning class," Jamie said with a scowl. "Did anyone remember your assignment last week? Did you?"
He shook his head and threw his hands up in the air in disgust. "Not one of you completed your assignment. Not one of you introduced yourself falsely. How do I know? It wasn't on the news. And if the squirrels didn't see it? It didn't happen."
He then made a "tsk-tsk" sound. "You kids give me no choice. As of now? You are all failing my class."
That ought to give the A-Type personalities in class a kick in the gut.
"If you want to pass this course? You better be prepared to do what I say. Your assignment today is to learn how to Duplicate. Yep. Like me. How does that work? Using kinetic energy as the key, the danger shop will then create duplicates of yourself to interact with. Like me they will show various aspects of your personality at the time of your creation. Your assignment is then to convince your duplicates to work together to do this simple task..."
He gave his students a big grin.
"Build the ultimate pillow fort from these couch cushions. Sound simple? Well start smacking yourselves and see how easy it is."
Jamie started to turn before he remembered one important thing.
"Oh! One more important thing. No matter how tempting it is, don't make out with yourself. It'll just lead to social awkwardness later on."
...
"Not that I know anything about that. Let's get to work!"
[OOC: Please read the OOC thread before pinging into the class activity]
Re: Duplication!
Re: Duplication!
... And deciding that he really didn't want to know where he'd found that little handheld mirror that he was obsessively checking his hair in.
"I think that sentry one is just waiting for-"
"For these other idiots to get their asses moving so that we can win this thing! Come on, come on! Time is wasting, here!"
"... What he said."
Re: Duplication!
Re: Duplication!
Warren didn't want to know. Warren didn't want to know. Warren really, really didn't want to know.
"You know, it's not like we don't already know," the preening, shirtless Warren drawled, "about the blue and all of that. I think that's just appalling. Blue isn't our color at all."
Warren was going to just try to ignore that guy.
"If it's all the same, I'd really rather just settle with the mutations I've already got. Flying, healing. I'm good."
This particular Warren had cut off his own wings a decade before 616's Warren even grew a pair. It only made sense that he manifest his healing factor early, because... because.
It was the movies.
Re: Duplication!
...
Okay, he made a cool bad guy in the thirty seconds he was on screen.
"Stick with the basics," Jamie agreed. "Can't go wrong there. Plus the ladies love the wings."
Re: Duplication!
And Wolverine. The movies were also about Wolverine.
"So I'm learning," Warren agreed, to a chorus of agreement from three of the five other Warrens. One was still looking for a window, and the other was still standing guard over the pillows. Fiercely.