Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse

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Today the class was once again in the Danger Room but upon entering the students would see that it was just a normal classroom.

"Hey guys," Columbus said leaning up against his desk and holding up a bunch of test pamphlets. "Take a seat. This is your final exam. If you need a number 2 pencil, I brought extras."

[Please wait for OCD]

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With your Zombie test taking face. If there is such a thing.

Queston #1

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You are suddenly found by a single zombie who wishes to make you his meal. Do you:

A. Run
B. Shoot him in the head.
C. Shoot him in the head twice.
D. A or C or both A and C.

Question #2

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When scavenging in a zombie apocalypse world, you come across a working car. Do you:

A. Check the back seat before entering
B. Use your seat belt
C. Paint a number 3 on the side of the car
D. Steal the hubcaps

Question #3

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Essay Question:

There's a fine line between self-preservation and risking your neck for others. In a world fraught with dangers from zombies, where do you draw that line?

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Essay Question:

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen African swallow?

Oh, wait. You don't get to answer that question. Because a horde of zombies just burst through the door looking for tasty human flesh.

Did you really think there wouldn't be a practical part of the exam?

Feel free to fight off the zombies with improvised items from the classroom.

Or the automatic pistols taped underneath the desks. If you notice them.

Talk to Columbus

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Who honestly thinks this is the best test ever.

OOC

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Yep. Best test ever.