ext_131565 ([identity profile] spyprincipal.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2005-10-31 07:10 am

Morning Announcements

"Good morning, students. Here are your announcements for October 31st, 2005:

* Tonight there will be free showings of classic horror films in all dorm lounges. Popcorn and soda will be provided. A list of films will be posted in the dorms.

* Someone has put a hole in Locker 327. I am not pleased.

* Thank you to all students and faculty who made Parents' Weekend the best last Parents' Weekend possible.

* Spoon.

Thank you, and have a safe, cocaine-free day."
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[personal profile] fates_jaye 2005-10-31 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Jaye listens. "So no cocaine, but regular old crack is fine?"