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fandomhigh2011-08-10 12:11 am
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How to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse - Wednesday
When class entered the Danger Shop today they'll that the zombies had returned. And as usual they were frozen in place just waiting for Columbus's control to be activated.
What wasn't usual was that everyone was in a parking lot. At night.
"We're going to go over two rules today," Columbus said as he motioned to the cars. "The first? Is always wear a seat belt. That might seem like a strange rule to have when facing a zombie apocalypse however as the population dwindles you need to make sure you take care to use proper safety when dealing with... just about anything. The other rule is to always check the back seat. No matter what you do when you get in a car... always check the back seat. Just trust me on this."
Columbus then waved to a row of cars at the other end of the parking lot. "Your assignment today is to get into a car and escape the zombie horde. Without dying. Try not to do that please?"
[OCD is up]
What wasn't usual was that everyone was in a parking lot. At night.
"We're going to go over two rules today," Columbus said as he motioned to the cars. "The first? Is always wear a seat belt. That might seem like a strange rule to have when facing a zombie apocalypse however as the population dwindles you need to make sure you take care to use proper safety when dealing with... just about anything. The other rule is to always check the back seat. No matter what you do when you get in a car... always check the back seat. Just trust me on this."
Columbus then waved to a row of cars at the other end of the parking lot. "Your assignment today is to get into a car and escape the zombie horde. Without dying. Try not to do that please?"
[OCD is up]