fandomhigh | Teambuilding for Dummies [Thursday, 4th Period]

Today the Danger Shop was set up to resemble the library, though with a complete lack of librarian or library aides. Oz sat reading at the main desk with his feet up as he waited for the last of the students to file in. Once said last student had arrived, he spoke up.

"Detention. All of you." After pausing just long enough for that to sink in and get a reaction, he stood up and continued. "That's today's assignment. You see, it's easy enough to form enduring bonds of friendship and team spirit during times of adversity and life-threatening danger, but it's harder you're just shoved in a room together with nothing to do. Hence, detention."

"What I want you to spend this class doing, is to sit at the library desks, and to stay there and write essays about who you are, while I read in the office. I don't you to move, I don't want you to talk, or move, or argue, or bond over the various reasons you're in detention which are in envelopes next to your blank essays, or go on a wacky adventure to steal leftover cupcakes from the last class, or anything like that." Oz completely wanted them to do these things, he just didn't want them to get caught. "Got it?"

When the students were all seated, Oz picked up his magazine and headed towards the simulated librarian's office. "Remember, shutty," he said as he closed the door.

[OCD up]

Like you're a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess, or a criminal.

Or at least read your reasons for being in detention.

Alice Cullen - Suspected of cheating on pop quizzes
Annie Edison - Caught dealing caffiene pills.
Billy Kaplan - It is *wrong* to try and raise an army of zombie penguins. During classtime at least.
Gabrielle - Ink-sniffing.
Jack McCallister - Clerical error.
Jocelyn Fairchild - Trying to steal Christmas.
Lindsay Weir - Being a math geek.
Peter Wiggin - Took the cookie from the cookie jar.
Quinn Fabray - Doubts with regard to her commitment to sparkle motion.
Squall Leonhart - Gremlin bites are not an excuse for streaking.
Tony Stark - Caught using school computers to try and hack the pentagon. Bad Tony.
Topher Brink - Don't think we don't know who tipped us off about Tony trying to hack the pentagon. Stoolie.

Remember no shenanigans! None at all! Bonding is simply verboten!

Somewhere in this simulation is a room full of delicious cupcakes.

Naturally none of you will attempt to steal any.

Since none of you went off stealing cupcakes, you have no need to return and write them or anything.

Or to get up to any more antics.

Sign In - TfD [07/21]

Listen to Oz - TfD [07/21]

Sit Down, Shut Up, and Write Your Essays - TfD [07/21]

The Great Cupcake Caper - TfD [07/21]

So How AboutThose Essays? - TfD [07/21]

Talk to Oz or the TA - TfD [07/21]

OOC - TfD [07/21]