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screwyoumarvel ([personal profile] screwyoumarvel) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2011-07-18 10:36 am
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Cooking for Beginners and Not-So-Beginners, Monday 3, Week 3

"I hope we're all back to normal," Steve said, since you never knew who might be an animal this week or gremlin bit or who-knew-what else, "because we're going to be covering the most important meal of the day: breakfast. It's very important to eat breakfast because it gives you a solid nutritional foundation for the day ahead, and means you're not ready to eat all the dougnuts by ten AM. Now, the good thing about breakfast is that most breakfast foods are designed to be prepared first thing in the morning, when even the most accomplished cook is not at their mental best. At a very basic level, breakfast can be a bowl of cereal and a banana, a bagel with cream cheese and lox, or some yogurt with honey and fruit, but...those aren't really cooking. So let's talk about cooked breakfast foods."

Steve started by handing around a packet containing instructions on how to prepare all of the dishes he was going to cover in this lecture, then began, "Eggs are commonly prepared for breakfast, whether soft boiled, scrambled, or fried, although fried eggs do require a little bit of practice to get right. Eggs are commonly accompanied by fried bacon and toast, and sometimes hash browns.

"While delicious, this isn't the sort of breakfast you should have every day, as it's not really nutritionally sound. Sometimes maybe you could have oatmeal--the instant stuff is perfectly fine, but it can't hold a candle to oatmeal from scratch, so please, try it sometime--or, as your cooking skills develop, French toast, waffles, or pancakes. You can serve cut-up fruit on top of any of those three dishes, or add it to the waffle or pancake batter, to make it healthier and change things up. Or you can go all-out with chocolate chips and whipped cream. I'm certainly not going to stop you. And, for the more advanced among you, or for special occasions, there are always pastries like cinnamon rolls, and while we really don't have time for those in this class, I encourage you to try them out in your dorm kitchen." Where Steve wouldn't have to clean up.

"Now, we have a full handwavey array of ingredients and equipment here, so get started on whatever sounds good, or whatever you feel comfortable cooking at your skill level--if that's toast and a scrambled egg, that's great, if that's waffles with strawberry compote that's great too. And if you need help please don't hesitate to ask me or your classmates."

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[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2011-07-19 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
"So you didn't get much junk food at home?" Kenzi guessed, if Ariel didn't know the others. She dug into her eggs, then reached for the hot sauce and liberally sprinkled them. "MMmmmmmmmm."

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[identity profile] shes-got-legs.livejournal.com 2011-07-19 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
Ariel, for her part, helped herself to some bacon. "Nothing like what they have here!" she said happily. "There's a lot different about where I'm from, really."

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[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2011-07-19 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
"Mmmmph?" Swallow. "Like what?" And moooore bacon! "We may have to make seconds. Since we were cheated out of Cheetos."

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[identity profile] shes-got-legs.livejournal.com 2011-07-19 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
"Oooh!" Ariel said, reaching for a whisk. "Let me see if I can master pancakes!"

She wouldn't even come close.

"And, well, gee, I don't even know where to begin, everything's that different..." She thought for a second and laughed. "Well, for one thing, did you hear about the shirtless tradition at the Welcome Picnics?"

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[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2011-07-19 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
"Dude, no. How did I miss that?" Kenzi mourned. Especially now that they were in an Ice Age, for crying out loud.

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[identity profile] shes-got-legs.livejournal.com 2011-07-19 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
"You've got to find Jacob Black," Ariel suggested. "I think he'd never wear a shirt if he could get away with it, and that's my point. Back home, no one wears shirts. All the men are shirtless and the girls have their seashells."

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[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2011-07-19 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
"Let's go there next!" Kenzi wasn't sure how this island-visiting deal worked, but expressing a preference couldn't hurt, right? "...wait, shells?" She looked down at her chest. "How do those stay attached?"

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[identity profile] shes-got-legs.livejournal.com 2011-07-19 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
"Seaweed!" Ariel supplied happily with a giggle. "And a really good posture."

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[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2011-07-19 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well then I'd be screwed," Kenzi said, smirking. "I could just wind the seaweed around me and forget about it, though." She shook her head. "It'd have to be better than a freaking Ice Age."

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[identity profile] shes-got-legs.livejournal.com 2011-07-20 02:11 pm (UTC)(link)
"What's your favorite color?" Ariel asked with a grin. "I'll make you one!"

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[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2011-07-20 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Kenzi laughed, then tilted her head at Ariel. 'That's generous.... okay. I like red." Her lips switched. "Now I totally want to see how this comes out."