Music 101/Band Practice Open Day for Parents

[wyld-stallyn.livejournal.com]

Professor Ted is in the music classroom. He has a fresh stack of Twinkies, soda and other assorted junk foods spread out on the round table that he stole from King Arthur. The room is clean and tidy. The projector is playing a music video on the screen and Van Halen can be heard blaring from the room.

Comments

[twanky-twiddle.livejournal.com]

"I am curious as to how you got her to participate in class. She's never shown any interest in music in the time I've known her."

[wyld-stallyn.livejournal.com]

"It's all about the Twinkies, chin whiskers ma'am. Callisto's totally into music now. I find that when the little dudes and dudettes are on a sugar high, they're totally enthusiastic about music. And in band practice? Callisto is totally into the drums. And she's a natural at it, too. She's one awesome student dudette."

[twanky-twiddle.livejournal.com]

"Thank you, Ted. I shall have to try some of these Twinkies someday."

[wyld-stallyn.livejournal.com]

"Here!" He picked up some from the table and handed them over. "These are Twinkies. Don't forget to unwrap them before you eat them. And I totally don't recommend snorting them through your nose."