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fandomhigh2011-07-15 12:00 am
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Defying Death, Friday, First Period
"The thing about being a daredevil is that there's not always a safe, professionally sanctioned way of experiencing a thrill," Dick said. The Danger Shop was set up to look like a normal suburban back yard. Dick was currently sitting in an ordinary lawn chair that just happened to be tied to a few dozen high quality weather balloons, lifting the chair a few feet off the ground. There were also some plastic milk jugs filled with water tied to the legs of the chair, and the chair was secured to the ground with another rope.
It was a sight that kind of seemed reasonable in the Danger Shop, but surely there was no way this was a model of something that happened in the real world.
"Case in point, I'm sitting in a model of a homemade airship called the Inspiration I. It was created in 1982 by a California man named Larry Walters, who really just wanted to see the world," Dick explained. "He called in some favors with some friends, got some nice weather balloons, tied them to a chair, and accidentally launched early. That's the run you risk when you do something like this in your back yard, of course."
"Walters ended up reaching a height of 16,000 feet before using a pellet gun to shoot some of the balloons to make him descend. When he started picking up too much speed on his descent, he slashed the water jugs he was using as ballast to help the remaining balloons counter gravity a little. After a 45 minute flight, Walters got caught up in some power lines, caused a massive blackout, climbed down to the ground, and was immediately arrested," Dick said. "Of course, nobody had ever built a flying lawnchair and taken it to 16,000 feet before, so it was acase of arresting him first and then figuring out what specific law he broke as soon as they could work it out."
"For the record, he was fined $4,000 for violating various parts of U. S. Federal Aviation Regulations. The best charge was operating an aircraft within an airport traffic area 'without establishing and maintaining two-way communications with the control tower,'" Dick said.
"But truly the greatest thing about Walters' story is when reporters asked why he did this, he answered, 'A man just can’t sit around,'" Dick said. "And as it turns out, neither can the students in my class." He gestured behind him. "There are plenty of lawn chairs, balloons, water bottles, rope, and pellet guns back there, and we don't have to worry about any aviation regulations in the Danger Shop. So get to building. I want everyone to be airborne before the end of class."
It was a sight that kind of seemed reasonable in the Danger Shop, but surely there was no way this was a model of something that happened in the real world.
"Case in point, I'm sitting in a model of a homemade airship called the Inspiration I. It was created in 1982 by a California man named Larry Walters, who really just wanted to see the world," Dick explained. "He called in some favors with some friends, got some nice weather balloons, tied them to a chair, and accidentally launched early. That's the run you risk when you do something like this in your back yard, of course."
"Walters ended up reaching a height of 16,000 feet before using a pellet gun to shoot some of the balloons to make him descend. When he started picking up too much speed on his descent, he slashed the water jugs he was using as ballast to help the remaining balloons counter gravity a little. After a 45 minute flight, Walters got caught up in some power lines, caused a massive blackout, climbed down to the ground, and was immediately arrested," Dick said. "Of course, nobody had ever built a flying lawnchair and taken it to 16,000 feet before, so it was acase of arresting him first and then figuring out what specific law he broke as soon as they could work it out."
"For the record, he was fined $4,000 for violating various parts of U. S. Federal Aviation Regulations. The best charge was operating an aircraft within an airport traffic area 'without establishing and maintaining two-way communications with the control tower,'" Dick said.
"But truly the greatest thing about Walters' story is when reporters asked why he did this, he answered, 'A man just can’t sit around,'" Dick said. "And as it turns out, neither can the students in my class." He gestured behind him. "There are plenty of lawn chairs, balloons, water bottles, rope, and pellet guns back there, and we don't have to worry about any aviation regulations in the Danger Shop. So get to building. I want everyone to be airborne before the end of class."
Fly Your Airship!
Don't worry, you're not getting up to 16,000 feet. Only about five stories. Dick programmed the shop that way. You could probably yell at him about it if you weren't too busy laughing in the face of gravity.