Tricks, Cons and Bamboozles | Tuesday | Period 4
So. Teaching.
When the Tricks, Cons and Bamboozles students arrived for class today, they would find their teacher ungodly attractive standing at the front of the room, clad in an expensive suit with his ankle tracker left deliberately visible on the outside of his pants. Some might argue that that would hurt his credibility as a teacher. Neal saw it differently.
“Welcome to Tricks, Cons and Bamboozles,” he said once everyone was seated. “I’m going to be upfront with you and tell you that teaching isn’t something I ever planned to be doing. But you’re here and I’m here, and it’s my job to teach you all a little something about being wily and persuasive – and most of all, successful.”
“But first,” he continued, “I’m going to challenge you all. A lot of teachers might have you introduce yourselves on the first day. I want you to bullshit me.” He doubted this was the kind of school where he could come under fire for using bad language, but if it was, it wasn’t like he’d ever gotten a high school diploma or sufficient experience in a high school environment to teach him that. “Introduce yourselves and try to convince me you’re someone else. Your classmates and I will be free to ask you questions to try and trip you up. Starting now.”
He pointed at someone, then gestured to the front of the room and took a seat on top of an empty desk in the first row. “Go.”

Re: Talk to Neal
"I'll review the other candidates and get back to you," Neal said smoothly. Then, his eyes twinkling wickedly, he added, "Ryan."
Did Peter know he was teaching budding cons? He could NEVER FIND OUT.
Re: Talk to Neal
"Thank you. 'Mr. Caffrey.'"
Do not ask if that's his real name, do not ask if that's his real name....
And oh right, like Kenzi would tell a Fibbie anything but a fib.
Re: Talk to Neal
And was it his real name? Canon didn't know!
Probably not, though!